It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
I present the results of Kaleeforneeya’s five-hundred million dollar study to research carbon capturing furniture.
I can’t be any plainer than this. The stool is the stimulus, and the buttocks is the economy. Without the stool, the economy takes a dump…Oh dear.
“You see revenue creates taxes, and we need more spending for more taxes…oh why listen to me I thought ‘Junior’ and “Jingle all the Way’ were good movies.”
My stool don’t stink
Here is a great example of two homonyms. On the left is a “stool” indicating resting place. On the right is a completely different kind of stool.
I am the Stimulator! Come with me if you want to live, in Socialism.
After the latest briefing about California’s financial situation Arnold got the new nickname “The Stoolinator”.
“I am made of superpoly over an exo skeleton..”
In other words…
“I am compeetin with Obamah, to see if I can bankrupt Caleeforniua before He bankrupts America… “
Arnold is compared to a typical Rino.
Both are wooden, takes stances on both sides of the issues, has a circular IQ, and both can be bought for under $50.
“Your clothes, give them to Me”
Thanks a lot Austria..
If I were only allowed to run for da Presidency, I could do this for all Americans.
“If it bleeds We can stimulus it“
I’m the state job terminator. Sarah Conner?
The Governator’s Song and Dunce
Your stimulus has just been erased.
One of these things represents the true reasons why California is an econimic disaster area. The other is a picture of a stool.
Arnold’s presentation of the Cucking Stool stimulus package is marked with breaking points for speedier results.
Only a RINO would justify spending educational funds on a class instructing people on the use of a stool.
The TARPinator
Arnold, “Come back tomorrow and I’ll use the Octuplet Mom to explain why our economy to in the tank.”
Undt den, I vip off Nancy Pelosi’s limbs undt use dem to make furniture!
“I got Sarah Connor. Now I’m here to terminate the California Economy”
“Running Man called me the Butcher of Bakersfield. Now I kill all of Cal-ee-for-nee-uh”
Arnold’s version of the latest in drilling platforms. Bend over and he will drill you
“Frankly, a dildo is a better analog.”
“To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, ‘Don’t be economic girlie men stoolies!'”
A Tool and his Stool are soon parted.
Stool pitchin’.
And this is the seat where the conservative stool pigeon sits
Only in America do we need a stool to stand on and to see over the top of the stack of pages that make up a failed budget.
“I think Ahnolds depends are full”
Stoolinator 2 fudgement day
A political girly man.
“In the back over there I see the womanizer nee murderer Gary Condit. Please focus your full attention on him since I have nothing good or substantive to say here about this.”
With apologies to Steely Dan (My Old School):
Kah-lee-forn-yia tumbles into the sea
That’ll be the day I go
Back to Arnold-dale
Tried to warn you
About RINO’s and Step-Daddy K.
But I can’t seem to get to you
Through the U.S. Mail
Well I hear the whistle but I won’t go
I’m gonna let them in from Mexico
They said oh no
Sacramento won’t do
Well I did not think they
Could be so cruel
And I’m never going back
To My Old Press Pool
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.