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“Rahm, what do you say to the critics of the stimulus package?” ww
I’d like to offer my respects to the gentlemen on the other side of the ailse.
Republican pigs! I unclog my nose in your direction!
Rahm Emanuel showing the kind of class it takes to be a democrat these days.
And maturity has always been a watchword of the Obama administration.
The Obama administration set the bar high, but the Whiskey was still within Rahm’s reach.
Rahm has apparently started the new census. I see he’s up to five citizens already.
With his new nose, Rahm is able to handle multiple lie threads at the same time.
Fox news reporter “Rahm, how many failed cabinet nominees are we up to now?”
Obama Rahm E. ding dong
Rahm Emanuel salutes the taxpayers of America for supporting the stimulus package.
AP headline
Rahm Emmanual extends his hands to republicans and shows that this will be one of the most bipartisian democratic administrations in history.
In other news, it is now being reported that “A-Rahm” Emanuel, Obana’s Chief of Staff, has been abusing steroids since the start of the campaign. This is believed to account for much of his overly aggressive style.
From the girl standing behind Emmanuel: “OMG, I can’t believe I have to stand next to this idiot, 4th grade boys are more mature!”
In his defense of the stimulus, Rahm has already invoked “Hitler” and is down to his last rhetorical device.
This is how you say “I won” in democratese.
Michael Jordan sticks his tongue out when he’s going for the hole.
Rahm Emanuel sticks his tongue out when he’s being a “hole”.
Must be a Chicago thing.
The Hope and Change High Five.
Rahm Emanuel shows off his hand with the middle finger.
Obama’s cabinet picks who chose not to withdraw from consideration despite ethical lapses or failing to pay taxes devised their own secret handshake.
As a follow-up to Barack Obama’s campaign claim of begin able to walk and chew gum at the same time, Rahm Emanuel proves to his critics that he can touch his nose, stick out his tongue, and wave bye-bye simultaneously.
In a sign of new maturity, Rahm salutes his political rivals using all five fingers instead of his customary one. “I have to be more restrained, now that I work for The Won.”
Rahm announces he has tapped ACORN to do the new census.
The new secret handshake of Obama’s inner circle.
“Emanuel Confirms his IQ Score to the Crowd”
Secretary of Sophomoric Behavior.
Democratsy, Whiskey, Shitsy
“Snubya Dubya”
Typical of the Left mentality, whenever they can, they flaunt the I’m smart, Your Dumb mentality- and there is nothing that the Right can do about it.
Thank Obama we now have adults in the White House.
Rahm Emanuel signals that it’s OK to be a frat boy and a partier again.
Q: Hey Rahm, you’re now the White House Chief of Staff. What are you going to do now?
A: Help drag the USA to Socialism-land, whether the country likes it or not!
Emmanuel fails when, despite touching his nose on the first try, he uses his thumb instead of his index finger as the officer had ordered.
Karl Rove demonstrating his patented Puppet Master Remote Control Device as he passes it on to the next Republican leader.
“See here Michael, you just turn this knob here to choose your victim and wiggle your fingers like this.”
“Sweeeeet”
Girl directly behind Rahmbo: “Mommy, make him stop.”
Five……five dollar foot long…..five….five dollar foot long…. That’s all you will be able to afford after we’re done with the country.
HE won!
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin’ glue!”
No, Rahm explained later, the gesture was NOT aimed at Republicans. It was intended for ALL Americans.
Pull my pinkie.
Pull my fingers… in four part harmony.
Rahmath, the 2010 census counter. Up yours, America!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Census.
Census who?
Census Democrats won, the rest of you are screwed!
*Sing-song*
“We’re on a path to Socialism,
And you can’t stop it.”
“America lost, but we won, and that’s what counts.”
Five…. Five Dollar…. Five Dollar Tax Break……
Rahm is just showing the president that he has no hair on his palm despite the rumors circulated by the Republicans.
Rahm Emmanuel demonstrates the White House’s strategy for working with the Republicans to bring bipartisanship to Washington.
Now that the adults are in charge of the country, members of the administration show how much they respect to the people.
Rather than crap in his hand and fling it at passing Republicans as he usually does, Rahm is pictured here displaying uncharacteristic decorum and class.