It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Do not come wiz me to ze Casbah – we shall make beautiful musicks togezzer right here!
“Did you say Minkey?“
Inspector Clouseau meets Secretary Clueless.
Pardon Ms Hilliary, but can you get me Monica’s phone number?
Oh! come on Madame Secretary slip a few billion into the stimulus package for French wines. Who will notice?
What a joke – your average American voter is just as stupid as we French.
Now I can’t help but laugh when you made me look at his ears! Mon Dieu de telles grandes oreilles!
Well, you may be announcing the winners on Monday, but I can see at least a couple of losers on Friday.
French Foreign Affairs Minister Pepe LePew: “We can make Peace together, no?”
Kouchner – If Bill only knew…
And, even though you are Secretary of State, and hez administration is riddled with your people, thees Obama, he still theenks he runs ze show?
Incroyable!
He is stoopid like the rock, non?
“Madame Clinton, Let me teach you about France’s greatest contribution to the Western world…the art of surrender.”
But, you are the big fromage, here, non?
I thought we French were corrupt, but you democrats…you take my breath away!
I could be in your cabinet, non? I don’t pay ze American taxes eethair!
Come on baby, if I can love you then we can love America again. You know Bill would be on Carla Bruni like stink on a monkey…
Oh, now I see what Bill was thinking….
“Mrs Clinton why have you come to our country?”
“President Obama wanted to make sure we learned how to surrender from the best.”
Hillary “I’ll take how to surrender to Islamic terrorists for $1000, Alex”
“Hillary, Is that a white flag you were waving or are you just glad to see me?”
CNN News Banner
“President Obama accused of outsourcing diplomacy. Terms of our surrender at 11”
Hillary “Of course I paid my taxes, why do you ask?”
Hillary “Rush Limbaugh called the two of us Lost and Truly Clueless. Which one are you?”
Hillary “Bernard, I heard the French were great lovers”
Koucher “Why do you ask? Is Bill looking for a date?”
Here we have a grinning idiot.
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Still haven’t figured out which one I am talking about have you?
Kouchard “How is that socialism working out for you “
“And if I move to the United States Madam Secretary, may I, too, file my taxes using form 1040-DEM?
Here she is… Miss America.
Oh wait that’s Michelle Obama.
Hillary: ” Oh, I’m so sorry, Bernard, that fart just seemed to slip out!”
Bernard: “Do not worry, mon cherie, I understand how excited you are.”
Kounard “And the French gladly welcome America joining the rest of Socialist countries who are surrendering to Islamic terrorists.”
Mikhail Baryshnikov is French??
Kouchard: Hey, I said “I like MILF’s”
Clinton: “Technically I am.”
Kouchard: “That’s not what Bill told me.”
Two Eagles In Front Of Two Turkeys
Kouchner to Clinton:
“Your national bird is the bald eagle.
Ours is the chicken.”
You can put eagles on dodos, but you can’t make them fly.
The Frost and the Spurious
Kouchner and Clinton react to Obama’s explanation of his stimulus plan.
Kouchner: “Theese ez magnifique! Now America weell surrender to foreign powers just like thee Français!”
One is a cheese eating surrender monkey. The other is French.
“Madame Clinton, you are much hotter than that hag Madam Albright.”
“Can my diplomatic ‘corps’ get together wiz your diplomatic ‘corps’?….if you know what I mean?”
Which is the frog, and which is the toad?
We give the world the French kiss, and this is what Americans give us in return?
I’ve got your “stimulus package” right here Madame Secretary.
Keep it in your pants Frenchy. I like woman.
Bill called, he told me to show you a good time, Babee!
Hey! I resemble that remark.
Kouchner: “Secretary Clinton, we French have trouble growing a pair. May we borrow yours?”
“Someone is going to get tickled!”
“We are…TWO WILD AND CRAZY GUYS!”
Curse you Timmer, you beat me to it.
“Give money TO the taxpayers?!?
It is to laugh!”