It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
You see, French women relate to you – here it is normal for a husband to take many mistresses.
Frog, meet toady.
Is that a baguette in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Listen Bernard, I get the first crack at Sarkozy’s wife, got it?
Hillary being reunited with her long lost identical twin.
How long do we have to hold these smiles?
Kouchnard “I now understand why so many Americans disagreed with Sarah Palin. You CAN put lipstick on a pig.”
While both were wearing giddy smiles, they were thinking of a different time and place. He was thinking of his wife and the special night they had…surprisingly enough Hillary was thinking the same thing.
PBS received $20 billion in bailout funds for educational programming.
Here we have the stars of the new Sesame street show. Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.
Both laughed after Hillery’s remark, “You surrender faster than a prom dress coming off” and Kouchnard’s retort that she’d like to see that.
Kouchner “Hillary, how would you like to see my Slick Willie?”
I thought Liberace died?
Pullez mon finger, s’il vous plait.
In the words of my fearless leader, “Mercy Bo-Coop!”
“Oh, oui Madame Clinton, when you say ‘retreat’, we’ll reply, ‘how fast?'”
“Madame Clinton, ignore the ticklish pig. He’s just located some truffles in your calves!”
“Oy! Jerry Lewis, our nation’s hero!”
“C’mon Hil-baby, let me have a squeeze.”
Can you guess which of these two has the biggest balls?
And zees year’s Palme D’or for Best Foreign Flimflam goes to “Horndog Millionaire!” Accepting for ze President is hez lovely wife.
“So, Hillary, this is where we get stuck when we lose an election?”
Secretary of State! Nice ploy, Madam President Incognito.
“What are we having for Dinner?”
“Frog Legs and Rump Roast.”
“Hill, come give your sugar daddy a kiss, oh wait, that’s Bill’s line!”
As we say in France: you can’t put lipstick on a pig, but you CAN pantsuit one…
Here in American, you call it “stimulus”. Back in France, we call it “full bore Marxism”.
Apparently Hillary isn’t falling for Dennis Leary as the French Foreign minister.
“But Madame Secratary, what is a trillion dollars between friends.”
But of course I take you seriously Madame Secretairee, but then again we are a people who revere Jerry Lewis.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.