It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
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“The number of The Beast?… Uh… Hillary asked me not to give out her cell number.”
Translation: “What change? Different President, same Infidel.”
Believe me, I will convert to Islam before I leave office.
Barack Obama spaces out in his 72 degree office.
Obama was baffled by this message given to him 370H-SSV-0773H.
Eventually he was told to turn it upside down to read.
Allah Ackbar!
Um, look, my philosophy about middle east peace is this: When a door opens, a window is closed. Let’s walk through that window together. Er, um, or is it the other way around? Well, whichever it is it doesn’t matter, the press will never call me on it anyway.
Translation: There are no dumb questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
(courtesy of despair.com)
Should the surrender agreement be in English or Arabic?
“This is not the Arabic I thought I knew.”
I was for bombing Israel before I was against it.
When I uhhh said -“What are you going to do? Nuke Israel?” I was umm speaking umm metaphorically, not uhh giving the go ahead.
“Hey, Ted! I’m still President! Did you find my Nirth Certifikate yet? LOL!”
So if we dont respond to your nuking Israel then you agree not to put off a terrorist attack on US Soil until I am out of office? What a deal.
“But .. Jimmy said that if we surrendered you would be our friends!”
We suck. We’re sorry. So, so, sorry.
“Wha’choo talkin’ ’bout, Willis?”
Is it just me, or is it hot in here?
“Pardon me Mahmoud, I thought you meant Israel was an Obama Nation.”
Can you lend me a few riyals?
“No, I said I didn’t really like the juice….”
“After I leave office, I would like the payments up front, you know, the same deal you gave Jimmy Carter.”
Fo’ Shizzle, my quizzled.
Thank you. I think you also speak Arabic very well.
“Now that I’m in, shall I … what? Yes. You’re right. It does sound like ‘Insha’Allah.'”
“Uh… Pu.. Pull.. uh, my umm, Pull my… fin.. uh, ummm.. finger… uh, where’s that telepromter?”
“The American people really love me. They really, really do love me. The rest of the world really loves me. They really, really do. And, I um uh want Awk-mad-inajad and muslims to really love me too”.
Americans who clamored for “one language” were rudely reminded you should always be careful what you wish for!
“Translator? What’s this ‘Durka Durka Muhammed Jihad’ thing they keep saying?”
Hey, it’s not only the flowers that are yellow!
“did you just ask me to pull your finger?”
“That was Cheney and the boys. We are moving away from oil. We want to put Walmarts everywhere. Inexpensive burgas. Reasonable nice kufi caps. My envoy, Blagojevich, will arrange a meeting. Assalamu alaikum.”
“Not only do I do I approach the Islamic world with a new policy of ‘open hands’ but I leave my fly open as well.”
“First I’d like to sincerely apologize for the seeds of liberty, freedom, and democracy that my infidel predicessor has sown on our Muslim soil. Second I want to assure you that I will change US policy and give hope to all my Muslim brothers who which to eliminate that evil western ideology from the Earth.”
Don’t worry about what I said, it’s okay to lie to non-muslims.
You still want those ports, right?
“About my stimulus bill, you can put lipstick on a pig but it’s still a pig, Oops! Pork is a dirty word to you. Sorry!”
Translation of Arabic: This guys an idiot, we can work him……er work WITH him.
“No, I love you more!”
“What? I’m not facing Mecca? Crap!”
Drone em!
“Nobody knows the trouble i’ve seen”
Obama practices his Arabic, apparently unaware that Ahmedinejad speaks Farsi.
God I miss SARAH~ squeak squeak squeak
#91
The answer to the question BARACK will never be asked.
? What would You have done to the owner of the ranch house in Crawford ?
“Seriously now… Sarah in a negligee by the fireplace in one of My mansions………..SERENITY NOW“
“Uh, yeah…Please, one minute, okay? I’m trying to hear what the little dancing red guy on your microphone is saying.”
Caption translation:
“Obama’s response to this substantive question was, ‘Huh?'”
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Another potential translation:
“Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?”
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Yet another:
“My left hand is only supposed to be used to to WHAT?”
Sorry I can only think ” OH Shit we’re Screwed!”
Typo correction:
“My left hand is only supposed to be used to do WHAT?”