I guess Gaia is not doing what the Goracle is telling her to do. Doesn’t she know that it’s supposed to be getting catastrophically hotter right now?! Why is it FREEZING!?!?
Just venturing a guess as to what would be going through the Goracle’s head when he found out his global warming lecture might be frozen out:
Al Gore is scheduled before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Wednesday morning to once again testify on the ‘urgent need’ to combat global warming.
But Mother Nature seems ready to freeze the proceedings.
A ‘Winter Storm Watch’ has been posted for the nation’s capitol and there is a potential for significant snow… sleet… or ice accumulations.
“I can’t imagine the Democrats would want to showcase Mr. Gore and his new findings on global warming as a winter storm rages outside,” a Republican lawmaker emailed the DRUDGE REPORT. “And if the ice really piles up, it will not be safe to travel.”
A spokesman for Sen. John Kerry, who chairs the committee, was not immediately available to comment on contingency plans.
Global warming advocates have suggested this year’s wild winter spells are proof of climate change.
See? Even when it’s freezing, it’s still proof of global warming! No matter what the weather does, it means that global warming is REAL, REAL, REAL! Temperatures burning up? Global warming. Temperatures freezing? Global warming. Too much rain? Global warming. Not enough rain? Global warming. Lots of hurricanes? Global warming. No hurricanes? Global warming. Disappearing polar ice? Global warming. Too much polar ice? Global warming!
See? We must listen to the Goracle, for he truly understands Gaia, and is totally not in it to swindle people out of every penny he can. Who cares if nothing he has said has come to be true? It’s Al Gore! He invented the internet! It must be true, no matter what the weather actually does.