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This land is your land, this land is my land
From California to the New York Island
From the Redwood forest to the Gulf Stream waters
This land was made for you and me
As shameless as they are, it is still really difficult to maintain eye contact with the American people when you are selling their line of bull…….
The 3 Amigos and wives say “Huh!”
President Obama, Vice President Biden, and former President Clinton sing the National Anthem from the teleprompter.
Boy, I hope Hillary doesn’t see where my hand is…
VP: Owwwrrrrr… I know they call me a gassbag, but this bubble really hurts.
Simon says sing!
Put your hand on your heart!
OK, you two are out!
Bend over… the MSM is ready to start kissing.
“Yes, Master… We understand that your will is our will. We do your bidding for the common good—oh that damn teleprompter!”
The peanut butter canapes were served just minutes before the recall notice was received.
All together, “WE DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN!”
“I pledge allegiance…gag, heave, hurl…”
“OWAAAA…TAGOO…SIAM…”
“OH NO! Chief Justice Roberts didn’t bring a script!”
SMARMY STRONG
The US ship of state is sinking as liberals tilt with the deck refusing to acknowledge anything is wrong.
Six of the biggest human vacuums just sucking air.
Obama – “But Iran said it wouldnt use a nuke in NY City”
Michelle – “Saks 5th AVE is GONE. SNIFF SNIFF”
Biden – “Man look at the smoke”
Jill Biden – “God, can we please make Joe President now”
Bill – “Oh no, my secratary was in that OFFICE!!!
Hillary – “I just lost 10,000 voters”
Obama – So after we sing praise to Allah we have to get down on knees and bow towards Mecca right?
Biden – Right. Mecca is in Georgia right? So we have to face south.
Clinton – “Ladies kneel down in front of the men right?”
The Obamas and Bidens insisted that their pushing the Clintons off the balcony was “accidental”.
♬
Allons enfants de la Patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !
♬
We pledge allegiance to the United States of Amerfrica…
Obama – “Who would have thought that Helen Thomas would do a strip tease in commenmoration of this event.”
Michelle O. and Jill Biden – “That’s disgusting.”
Joe Biden – “Is that her face or her ass?”
Clinton – “You go girl.”
Hillary – “She takes my breath away.”
The new administration looks on as Bush gives his farewell “One finger Salute” followed by a “Full Moon”.
The groomsmen and maids of honor at the wedding of the United States and Socialism.
Thar She blows!
Oh Canada
Oh Canada
“The President and his inaugural party managed the effects of the Senate luncheon better than did Byrd or Kennedy.”
chsw
At the Copa
Copa cabana
The hottest spot north of nirvana
Obama – “What do you mean the Dow Jones went below 1000 today”
Jill Biden and Michelle O – “What do you mean Bloomingdales is bankrupt!!!”
Joe Biden – “the stock market sunk faster than Obama’s approval ratings”
Bill Clinton – “Yep faster than panties on a $2 hooker”
Hillary – “All operatives, Operation take over is now in effect”
The people in the conga line were amazed as Helen Thomas did the splits to get under the bar.
“I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States…”
Obama: Pssst, not now guys. We’ll swear you in later.
…O’er the land of the free stimulus check and the home of the oppressed minorities?
Everyone belch at the count of three…
Dis woulda sound mo good wif a boombox.
Moderator: “I, state your name;”
Chorus: “I, state your name;”
Moderator: “pledge allegience….”
I introduce into evidence to the kook left wing, a picture of a progressive singing the National Anthem with his hand over his heart and wearing a flagpin.
These are “the one’s we’ve been waiting for”?
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
A democratic six pack. No wonder drinking gives you a hangover.
Here we have 3 of their most powerful women in the world and their husbands, known affectionately by democrats as “The big O”, “Oh shit”, and “Oh my, keep it up”.
OMG! Is that a turd in the punch bowl?
Michelle: “Hands Off My Man”
The Messiah: “My Bologna Has A First Name”
Joe & Jill: “Follow the Yellow Brick Road”
Bill: “Cat Scratch Fever”
Hillary: “I gotta get out of this place”
From left to right these couples are known as
“There”
“Tried to get there”
“Been there and done that.”
Michelle – “I can’t believe the poodle bit him there”
Obama – “I changed my mind about getting a rottweiler”
Joe Biden – “Man, That has to hurt”
Jill Biden – “Oh, that poor man”
Bill Clinton – “I wonder if he named the poodle Monica”
Hillary Clinton – “Now where did I put my lockbox”
The real causes of Global Warming.
I am feeling sick how about you?
I knew we should not have the last toast of champagne with george and dick before they left. They must have put something in our glasses.
Universal reaction to Al Gore’s utterance — ‘Now, I’d like to say a few words about global warming.’
Even Democrats can only take so much of Matthews and Olberman.
The Usual Suspects.