Passport, Spam, Toilet Paper

Things you may want to pack in case you accidentally crash on the shores of Cuba when sailing in the Caribbean. From AP

Robert Vassallo and Angellette Smith never meant to spend the holidays in Cuba.

They were forced to wade ashore in the communist nation shortly before Christmas when the boat they were sailing around the Caribbean crashed into a reef off the country’s western coast.

Eventually, they were jailed in Havana. American officials in Cuba who helped them get off the island declined to identify them because of privacy concerns but confirmed their general story.I’m sure the Cuban government tries to know all the names of Americans working in Havana.

Vassallo and Smith had set out nearly a week earlier from Key West with plenty of food, warm clothes, even a laptop. What they didn’t have were visas or, in Smith’s case, a passport.

That’s a mistake in my book. Even if you don’t intend to drop anchor anywhere in the Caribbean while sailing, a passport should have been brought in case of an emergency.

The exhausted couple anchored the boat 10 to 15 feet off the shore. They knew they were near Cuba, but didn’t intend to dock and needed rest. They planned to head toward Jamaica the next morning, but the waves were too strong.

Their anchor broke loose and the boat crashed ashore, its left side cracked. It was around midnight when they waded on to land, stepping on shells as they made their way toward a lighthouse.

“Hello, hello,” they yelled. No one replied.

Hola, Hola may have worked.

So they retreated back toward the boat and built a fire. A few soldiers found them the next morning.

Vassallo said they were escorted to a nearby lighthouse and then taken back to the boat.

“At that point, I’m surrounded by 30 to 50 Cuban soldiers,” said Vassallo, who runs a restaurant in Ozello, Fla

They take illegal aliens washing up on shore very seriously in Havana.

“They weren’t armed, but I was just trying to get what I had to get off the boat.”

Are guns and ammo in short supply in Cuba?

They were allowed to spend the night at a nearby hotel, but the next day, immigration officials locked them up in separate cells at a jail in Havana, where the stench of urine was constant and the concrete walls were covered in writing.

Kilroy was here?

His fellow prisoners included an Englishman who had his passport stolen while biking around Cuba and two others who were waiting for money and paperwork to get out.

Smith was kept with two Ecuadorean women, one of whom had lost her passport at the airport. Their cell had a toilet with no seat or toilet paper. The women braided Smith’s hair to pass time.

“They kind of kept me calm,” she said.

Don’t know how many of us would be calm if we were incarcerated in a Cuban prison.

For breakfast, they were given a biscuit with a piece of meat in it. Lunch was beans and a soup made of yellow broth and chicken skin — but no meat.

“I ate it all because I was hungry,” Vassallo said. “I was starving.”

Hunger blogging and thirst do strange things to people.

U.S. authorities were able to negotiate their release on Dec. 26, Vassallo said.

After getting out of jail, the couple stayed with a university professor who rented out rooms in a home with 16-foot ceilings and beautiful furniture, Vassallo said.

The Professor is either a party official or related to one. Want to bet?

On New Year’s Eve, they were finally able to catch a flight to Miami. Smith said they have no plans to return to Cuba.

“I don’t think I’ll ever go back there,” she said.

No, I don’t blame her one bit.

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