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Not your average Florida drunk.

Detectives charged a man with sexual battery after a woman said the man performed oral sex on her while she was sleeping, according to an arrest affidavit.

Steven Negron, 50, of the 1900 block of 45th Avenue, Vero Beach, was being held at the Indian River County Jail in lieu of $50,000 bail. Negron denied the accusation in his interview with detectives.

The woman told the Sheriff’s Office that Negron had stayed at her home after a night of drinking among friends. At 5:15 a.m. Tuesday, the woman was sleeping in her bed when Negron, who she assumed initially was her boyfriend, took off her pants and performed oral sex on her, the report said. When she realized it wasn’t her boyfriend, she ordered Negron out of the house, the report said.

Is Negron a lesbian trapped in a man’s body?

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