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“Pinch” Schulzburger (spelling) faces the music at the quarterly NY TIMES ttockholders meeting.
Hank Paulson meets with the latest crowd of people wanting bailouts.
Hockey be berry berry good to me.
Grandfather to grandson (front row) at the opening of the National Hockey History museum. “Why boy, we used to be able to play hockey but then they found that people seeing the ice made them realize that global warming was a hoax so the democrats banned it.”
Even after last minute changes, the Cubs STILL managed to lose in the playoffs.
Blagojevich presides over the Illinois Senate seat auction.
Obama “I thought you said we were going to see Halle (Berry). If I knew that you said Hockey we wouldn’t have come. You know you wont catch a black man out skating on ice”
Global warming is turning more and more of our baseball fields into hockey rinks!
Al Gore gives his latest global warming speech after throwing out the first ball in Chicago at the opening of baseball season.
Simultaneous to the camera’s flash Chelios collapsed in a heap, drawing a two minute roughing minor on the photographer.
I went to a baseball game and hockey broke out.
Hey, somebody has to win a game here.
Dateline Jan 21, 2009 – After “The Star Spangled Banner” was done away with by executive decree (separation of the church and state) the crowd now is forced to stand for singing of “Hail to Obama” before all sporting events.
Do Not Feed the Hockey Players.
So..what’s Blago givin’ up for this place?
Cheli: “Man, if I only could have gotten the chili concession for this place too!!!”
“So, dude, you like, what?, play left field?”
With the new Political correctness standards put in place by the Obama administration each player’s photogenic qualities is now figured into a formula to determine his pay. Less photogenic players recieve a higher pay rating in this area to offset lost revenue from advertisment income.
Baseball promises to be far more exciting this year now that body checks will be allowed.
Pay for Play in Chicago; NHL Style.
Dateline – December 2009. Spectators take pictures of the last hockey players. President’s Obama NOVIS (No violence in sports) outlawed the game in late 2009 due to its violent nature and improper role models to young children.
Chelios, on thin ice. Much like many of this states politicians.
Messed up . should read
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Dateline – December 2009. Spectators take pictures of the last hockey players. President’s Obama NOVIS (No violence in sports) committee outlawed the game in late 2009 due to its violent nature and the improper signals it sent to young children.
Hey any of you guys have an extra Barack Obama bobblehead?
Hey kid…go get me a beer.
Messed up . should read
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Dateline – December 2009. Spectators take pictures of the last hockey players. President’s Obama NOVIS (No violence in sports) committee outlawed the game in late 2009 due to its violent nature and the improper behavior which it exposed to young children.
Blago: “This seat is pucking gold!”
“Yer in Chicago. Smile and say ‘Sleeze’!”
“It could be. It might be. IT IS! A GOAL!!!”
Gimme the puck back. That’s not a foul ball.
Photo shows a few members of Obama’s staff meeting with Blagojevich to discuss Senate seat appointment.
A: Who is at wing?
C: No. Who is at center.
A: I’m not asking you Who is at center. I’m asking you Who is at wing?
“A 1, a 2, a 3 … Take me out to the ice rink, take me out to the pond …”
(in your best Harry Carey)
“No, kid, that’s not Stanley’s Cup, it’s mine.”
See hell has frozen over and now the CUBS can win a world series. mpw
“… and remember to stop by Cheli’s Chili bar when you’re in the Detroit area.”
This is as close to me as you’ll get all day; now go set in the bleachers and get out your binoculars to watch the game…..losers!
“Piss on old-time hockey.”
Blago: “This seat is pucking cold!”
[#27…coulda, shoulda, didn’t. ]
Well kids, hockey is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
Rueters Headline – Global warming has become so severe that hockey players now have to stand on white tarps instead of ice to have their pictures taken.
NY TIMES HEADLINE (May 15, 2009) – Democrats blame Bush’s failed environomental politicies on the lack of ice at Wrigley Field.
In a moment, I will bend over and you can all kiss my ass.
What are all of you Detroit fans doing here in Obamalala land?
300-year veteran Chris Chelios’ embalmed sarcophagus was presented to the media just prior to his final appearance.
His body blocked six shots during the subsequent game.
His post-game interral will be at center ice.
“Sean Avery dates all my ex-girlfriends.”
“I’ll do pictures from 10 feet away only. You have 10 seconds. Don’t ask for autographs, and if you want to live pain free, don’t touch me.”
Al Gore’s “Extinction: Sticky and Dead Tour 2009” kicked off in Miami yesterday. The tour showcases species endangered by global warming such as this hockey player.
“The Hanson brothers are a bunch of retards… and no, I don’t mean the hockey players.”
“Take Me Out de jeu de balle”