Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ got off to a late start and given the holiday’s had a little less participation. The captions were every bit as good as normal, there were just a few less of them. The assignment this weekend was to caption the following picture:

A $175 hamburger, is prepared at The Wall Street Burger Shoppe in New York in this file photo from May 13, 2008. (Brendan McDermid/Reuters)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (retired military) – “We call it the democrat burger. A huge helping of pork, mixed in with a lot of fat, some green on the side, a tiny speck of beef and a lot of bread on the plate.

2) (GarandFan) – “Congress to the American Taxpayer: ‘This is a shit sandwich, eat it, you’ll love it.’

3) (Pretzel Logic) – “I was for the special sauce before I was against it.’ J. Kerry

4) (Stephen Macklin) – “Does anyone know where I can score some cheap arugula?

5) (fustian) – “If it’s got enough cash, you’re looking at the next Senator from the great state of Illinois.

6) (Tom Blogical) – “That mysterious dish looks delicious! What do you call it, Hannibal?

There’s no Readers Choice Award this week. In its place I offer another great caption as a seventh award winner.

(Rodney Dill) – “The Blago-Burger

That’s it for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Last Week's Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners