It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
OK. In exchange for naming my replacement I’ll give you a Bulbasaur, a Parasec and an Vulpix, but not my Monferno.
Pull my finger.
Obama: I’m not looking at the rug, I’m not looking at the rug. This is me, NOT looking at the rug. Christ, it makes Trump’s hair look natural.
Obama: “You had me at ‘hello’, Blago!”
BlagObama
One walks on water and the other stepped in a great big steaming pile of shit.
I’ll see your Senate seat and raise you a Cabinet post.
“Bet you blink before I do.”
Gollum and Sam Gamgee both agreed that their “Precious” was worth at least a million dollars and that Candidate #5 was the right mother f*cker to sell it to.
“Hey Kid, are you lookin’ at me? ARE YOU lookin’ at me!”
Obama: “That’s Mr. President-elect Mother F***er to you”.
Stare-way to Hell.
So, don’t believe me when I say “I taped it”,….President motherf…er.
Whatever you do don’t look over there; but that’s NOT a camera to my right is it?
Are you sure you didn’t mention my name?
A million.
ok, so, first one who blinks goes to jail.
I’d like to invite you to join Grandma and the Rev under, er, ON my bus
Obama – “Did you have the meatless lasagna AND forget to flush the toilet?”
Blago – “No, did you?”
Blago to Obama:
“Your wife just told me she could squeeze a cool million out of JJJ easier than you can make a layup.”
Dude, it’s like having a staring contest with your dog. You’ve got to try it sometime.
Empty suits.
Photographer Hillary Clinton’s prize winning exhibit entitled “I have audio too so that is Secretary of State Clinton to YOU M@#$%f’rs”
The Messiah utters not a word. His amazing telepathic abilities permit him to honestly state: “I haven’t talked to the Governor.”
The other day
among the chairs,
I met a man
who wasn’t there.
He wasn’t there again today.
I wish the press would go away.
A picture says a thousand words, the right picture costs a lot more.
BO: “No, I said ‘Non, merci’ in Spanish”.
Janus in the Bizarro world.
“…where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.”
BO to Blago: “It could use a pinch of salt.”
“Hey, Obama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
Look, it just depends on what the definition of ‘motherfucker’ is.
“Governor, I’m not comfortable talking about this with all these camera’s around.”
“No problem, Barrack! I’ll call you later!”
I’ll take you down – No, I’ll take you down!
“You never count Your money
When Your sittin at the table
There’ll be time enough for counting
When the dealings done“
But they’re cousins,
Identical cousins, and you’ll find
they laugh alike
they walk alike
at times they even talk alike
you could lose your mind
when cousins are two of a kind…
Obama – “My daughter is not for sale but I think you might give Palin a call.”
Mr. Blagojevich is speechless while he considers his appointment of ambassador to Uzbekistan.
Leggo my Blago
Blagojevich: You expect me to give away your Senate seat for a “thank you?” I don’t f******* think so. I know the f****** cards I’m holding. You’ll raise it an ambassadorship for the old “ball and chain” and a cabinet post for me, m*****f*****.
Obama: I do know the cards you think you’re holding. No deal, sweetie. You’re joining a long line of Democrat governors in the hoosegow.
Obama: Wait. Rahm promised you what
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.