It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners selected. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
M***** F*****er!!! Say What??
“Chump don’t wan no help…chump don’t get no help…”
Plugs to the left of me, Comb-overs to the right..
(‘Wow, and I thought Joe had bad foot-in-mouth disease!’)
Sweating the fool wearing a red tie
Obama’s Thought “What the hell is he saying”
Biden’s Thought “Gosh I wish I could speak that well”
Biden: (thinking) “Shoulda done the prank Obama call to him too.”
Biden: (thinking) “Dang. Foot’s cramping. Maybe if I just start tapping it on the floor.”
Obama: How does he get that mellon through that little collar?
I can assure you, that although I supported Darla during the campaign, I am even more enthusiastic about supporting Buckwheat and Alfalfa.
DISCLAIMER: Dear Wizbangers, when you read ‘Biden: (Thinking)‘ in my previous captions, remember its only a joke. No brain cells (of Biden’s) were actually injured.
(from left to right)
Wide Stance, All Stances, No pants.
Obama and Biden glare at Rendell in a fury of white-hot anger.
He was supposed to wear the blue tie, dammit.
Winkin’, Blinkin’, and Nod.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no sense.
“Man, if we could only pass a windfall chins tax, we’d be rolling in the green.”
J.
Ya gotta love it when Biden tries to keep up. He’s got all 20 brain cells banging away for all they’re worth. He’s not getting anywhere, but at least we can appreciate the effort.
Oh oh. Biden’s brain just threw a rod.
“Here, here, ahhhhh, yea, present.”
You gotta hand it to Obama. He looks pretty serious for a guy with Dumbo ears.
Ed, do you have the toilet paper? ww
Whatcha talkin bout Willis?
What kind of morons would put these people in charge?
Oh yeah. Us…
Hey… it’s not the tourists after all.
Obama – “My bus is going to need a lot more road clearance for this dude!”
Biden’s wondering when he gets his Vice Presidential seal…
“dang, white people get uglier when they get older”
“Ol’ Ed looks good for his age”
Ok Napolitano works 18 hours a day, what’s your excuse?
They put a dog collar on him. Whenever it looks like Biden’s going to speak, an aide presses a button and they shock him.
That’s how they do it.
Three Wise Men
Obama and Biden couldn’t hide their disappointment when Fast Eddie admitted it wasn’t him who threw the snowball at Santa Claus.
In memory of Larry, Moe and Curly, the Obama brain trust takes the names (right to left) Plugs, Sumgs and Rugs.
Three Blind Mice
Comb-Over, Push-Over and Left-Over.
What-chu-talkin-bout-Willis?
strike my comment – didn’t see Craig’s.
It’s Hardrock, Coco, and Joe
Dang cracka, shut the hell up.
WIth wattles like that, I’m surprised these guys made it by Thanksgiving.
Curly gets the typical look from Moe and Larry while speaking in this short film.
Dang it, BlogDog!
Obama and Biden stare in befuddlement as Rendell ends the governor roll call count at 50.
Its the hap-happeee-ist-time of the year!
Once again the MSM places the Messiah on the cross with the two thieves.
Please, please, for the love of Allah, don’t let Joe think this is the type of speech he should plaguarize…
Obama’s Thought Bubble:
“For this I became President-Elect?”
“Darn. Which one is ‘Dumb’ and which is ‘Dumber’?”
They told me if was elected I would grow to hate the job – and they were right.
Obama: “Why on Earth is Mr. Potato Head sitting up here with us?”
“Didn’t you get the memo, Rendell? Blue tie, damn it! BLUE TIE!!”