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A Tampa woman is behind bars for chasing after a Thanksgiving dinner guest with a machete.

Fourty-six-year-old Annette Jenkins is facing aggravated assault charges. She’s being held on $2,000 bond.

Police were called to her home late Thursday night when her brother arrived with a woman. The hostess reportedly waved the machete at the woman while yelling, “If you don’t get out, I’ll kill you.”

No one was injured.

The brother would be best advised to bring a bottle of wine to the next family occasion. Then maybe that was the cause of Annette Jenkins’ problems. Don’t you just love the Sunshine State?

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