It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Since Jay announced his eminent departure, applicants to take Mr. Duckies place have been coming out of the woodwork.
eminent = imminent
Shorty after this picture was taken Bill Ayers accidently killed this squirrel while trying to stomp on the flag and smear it into the ground. Most educators in America signed a petition supporting Ayers’ actions.
Even the squirrels are more patriotic since Obama won the election. /Daily Kos
“Don’t Tread on Me”
We patriotic squirrels sleep soundly at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on our behalf to protect our nuts.
Bring it ON!!
Wait, those nuts I collected? I have to give them to who? What the hell is “redistribution of nuts”? I’m a friggin squirrel, but even I don’t understand how that makes sense…
This image, used by the Obama campaign, was shown to citizens during ACORN registration drives. For each registration a citizen filled out, they were told this obviously Patriotic squirrel would be granted one ACORN, thus where the group derived it’s name from. While this was effective, it was not as successful as the Obama – “One Vote – Two Cigarettes” promotion in Detroit or the wildly popular national campaign “Shame, shame, shame on any white devil asking about an actualy policy!”
The answer to the famous bumper sticker:
“Will the last American leaving Miami please take the flag?”
There’s also a moose around here somewhere!
You humans may have f****d it up but some of us are still willing to stand up for the falg.
“This land is your land, this land is my land, from Calif…wait, never mind, it’s actually La Raza’s land. Oops, my bad.”
Obama’s pick for head of the EPA; a true tree hugger.
PETA hopes their new “Salute Me, Don’t Eat Me” ad campaign will work.
Juneau, Alaska (AP)
Evidence that Governor Palin was not properly vetted by the McCain campaign continues to surface.
Rumors about last year’s disappearance of Bullwinkle, the famed Cold War warrior, have not abated. Rocky the Squirrel, continues his vigil and protest in front of the Governor’s mansion demanding that Palin’s freezer be searched for any evidence that might help investigators.
Squirrels rally in opposition to Prop 8 which forbids equal marriage rights for squirrels in the State of California.
Another nutty flag waver!
“Hokey smoke, Bullwinkle! Look what I found in the trash from the Democrat convention!”
In his address to disheartened Conservatives, Puffy the Squirrel reminded us “Remember, only YOU can prevent Flag Fires.”
He’d be a shoe-in for an Obama cabinet position except for three things:
1. The patriotism.
2. A sensible foreign policy.
3. That massive squirrel-sized brain.
Add a couple of hogs and a unicorn, and Obama can send the transition team home.
“And I gladly squirrel up next to you – God bless the USA!”
Link to (one) source
“Shoot if you must, this fluffy brown tail,
but spare your country’s flag, you scum-sucking, limp-wristed, weenie liberals”, he wailed.
Joe the Squirrel was one of the few in attendance for the local Veteran’s Day Parade.
Local squirrel prepares to feather his nest with an American flag. When contacted for comment, the squirrel insisted he would not be intimidated by those seeking to question his patriotism.
“In an effort to have Americans identify more with the rest of the world, Obama unveils the new national symbol.”
Drawing a line in the sand, the squirrel cry’s out “you can break my balls, but keep your hands off my nuts.”
“Inauguration day???”
“Looks like another brother moving into government housing to me!”
Show them your nuts!
One small step for a squirrel, one giant leap for squirrel-kind.
Rejected as Obama family pet
Reason: Too patriotic
In an attempt to quell criticism about their poll the Zogby organization shows yet another Obama supporter who couldnt answer a single question correctly.
SpongeBob’s friend Sandy, just before she applies some karate to the leftist weasels trying to take over America.
The ACORN Conspiracy: got our flag, got ours nuts, coming for our guns.
Commune nuts cans piracy foiled.
Well, I won’t be needing this any more.
Guess I’ll just stick it out here…
“I’m proud to be an American, where at least my nuts are free!”
It was the only logical outcome after all the nuts arrived in D.C.
Obama has decided that having a predator as America’s symbol sends the wrong message to the world so the Bald Eagle will be replaced by a fuzzy squirrel. Clearly this is “change” nutroots have been expecting.
DRUDGEBREAKING: ACORN operatives and community organizers storm Washington to assert their role in the Obama administration — One interviewed said, “Obama promised that he would invite us here to define his adminis…. Oh look shiny….”
Patriotism breaks out in Washington D.C. as Obama names George Bailey’s uncle Billy as Secretary of the Treasury.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.