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President-elect Barak Obama gets dog choosing advice from popular blog Stuff White People Like.
We call her Hillary. She’s a bitch.
Joe Biden couldn’t be here for the photo-op. Fluffy was close enough.
“Meet my new dog. His name is Whitey.”
The Obama White House has implemented an affirmative action policy, which requires that the First Family have at least a token white member. So meet the newest member of the family, Whitey.
SOLID PROOF THAT BARACK OBAMA PALS AROUND WITH TERRIERS
I’d like to introduce you to my Secretary of Defense, Fluffy.
Where are the Wee-Wee pads? I accidently pulled Fluffy’s paw.
Obama makes a ‘food for nukes’ exchange offer to Kim Jong-il.
Have we locked up the gay vote yet?
Winning the Presidency – $600 million
Giovanni Suit – $10,000
Dog from the pound – $34.95
Watching the dog piss all over Obama – Priceless.
“Put a statue of me up on that chair, or THE DOG DIES!!!!”
Obama took the words of the world’s dictators literally.
“If you cant bark with the big dogs then say in DC with the puppies.”
bah messed up
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Obama took the words of the world’s dictators literally.
“If you cant bark with the big dogs then stay in DC with the puppies.”
I’m a Yankee Poodle Dandy
Yankee Poodle doo or die!
I said DOODLE. Someone should do a DOODLE of me standing beside Lincoln… Oh, hell, take the picture. We’ll use it for something.
Wet Nose and Wet Ears
You can put lipstick on a pig… but I prefer poodles.
Two out of three presidents agree, dogs prefer MeatyBitz.
Obama: “This is the dog that ate my LSAT’s and my contributions to the Harvard Law Review”
“I’ve named him Media. He’s a great little lap dog, but he keeps trying to hump my leg.”
He’s my best friend, I think I’ll call him “Ahmadinejad”
America’s poodles are coming home to roost.
Fellow World Citizens, I introduce to you my French Bitch!
It’s a Bichon Frise by the way, not a poodle.
I specifically said a white long haired CAT. How can I be evil with this cutie pie? Yes he is, such a cutie snookie ookums.
YOU brought me home, now I’ll pee on your suit too
Bin Laden in a taped message to AQ – “and here we have Fluffy. And he is holding a dog.”
I’ll get you my richies, and your little dog, too!!!
# 104-Whitey said: “I’d rather be Abe’s lap dog”.
Bro, when I said get yosef a white bitch, I di’nt mean a white BITCH!
Introducing the new conservative emetic.
Looked what I pulled out of Lincoln’s ass!
Poochie lives up to his campaign promise by spreading his wealth on Obama’s new suit.
“I’ll get more of your hard-earned money, my little pretty…and your little dog too!”
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
President-Elect Obama introduces his new, all bark and no bite Secretary of State.
“…Well, Ahmadinejad did agree to one precondition: I could bring Fluffy. Isn’t that nice of him? See, what happens when you talk? It’s called progress.”
Tony Blair visits with the President-Elect.
“I kept asking ‘Can I Just Eat My Waffle?’ Well, ladies and gentlemen… THIS is Waffle.”
Obama prepares to throw puppy under a bus. The media prepare to blame the Republicans.
“None of that Nancy Reagan seance stuff for me. No, see I have this puppy that’s possessed by the ghost of Abe Lincoln…”
Dog tag reads: “If found, please return wimpy dog to wimpy owner.”
“Gee, Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore!”
Guess which one craves attention, yaps a lot and leaves a mess wherever he goes.
“….and a Bichon frise in every pot…”
Obama’s First Bitch
I shall name him — Present.
“17.4 dog years ago, our fathers…..”
Well, it looks like Scraps is a boy dog. Abe, have you ever seen a grown man naked?