It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture (story link):
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“he’s trained to nip at anyone from Fox News and The National Review!”
Most. Expensive. Vacation. Photo. Ever.
Obama – “Of course I am not an elitist. It isnt Fluffy turns his nose up at the Allen Brothers rib eyes we get him.”
” President Elect Obama introduces his new Chief of Staff – Rahm Emanuel”
President-elect Obama unveils his nominee for a new Cabinet level post at the Lincoln Memorial. Meet Fluffy, the blind, deaf, Secretary for Controlling Goverment Spending.
I heard another president say, not the one behind me but,I think it was Harry Truman 17th President of the United States.”If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog”.
This #*!% dog better not pee on me.
President Obama held the press.
Dog Damn America!
Lincoln’s thought bubble:
Thought bubble over dog:
“Just like Lincoln freed the slaves, now Obama will finally free the dogs. He’ll also give us 40 bones and a tree.”
If my name gets used one more time in conjunction with this socialist twit, I’m coming off of this chair and kicking his ass!
I love the Constitution; it makes a great lining for Pookie’s kennel.
Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
His ears are my favorite part.
With his adversary finally subdued and facing a slow, bizarre, choreographed death, the Mad Genius Obama stroked his poodle and said ” and now Mr. U.S. Bonds, I expect you to die….”
Get ready, because Obama is about to screw the pooch.
I love him because he is intimidating, like me.
Which being looks the most unhappy in this photo?
Obama, describing his campaign strategy said, “this dog represents my campaign’s model of the American Voter. Promise them all they free kibble the can eat, a guaranteed warm doggy bed, all the rubber balls they can chase and an occasional rub of their tummy and you can count on their unconditional love forever…”
I call him “Voter” – I promise to feed, shelter, provide medical care and in return he gives me unconditional love.
He’s so cute when his ears are perked up like that…..the dog is kinda cute too.
“…’cause the Rottweiler kept worrying the kids.”
Ok dog, you take the left leg and I’ll take the right.
Shown here just moments after the unfortunate incident, The dog seemed no worse for wear, and Obama was trying to remember where in the world he had gotten the idea the dog was a hand puppet….”
“Yes, I assure you… he’s been properly vetted.“
Would you buy a used dog from this man?
“Qualifications… well he did snap at Hillary… man I love this dog”
Wanted peace on earth
Always pees on earth
Looking for a piece of your earth
Baby takes a break from her busy schedule for a photo op with The Great Emancipator and The Great Redistributor.
When you put my statue next to Abe’s, I want to pose holding my dog.
BTW, a note to our host and contest promoter, Kevin: I preferred it when the pictures included a link back to their source. For anyone interested in the source for this one, it can be found here. Though the caption has to work with the picture alone, sometimes the context in which the picture was taken can provide inspiration.
McCain might have had a pitbull in lipstick, but I’ve got the ferocious attack poodle Joe Biden on my team.
Thanks Anon. So much for Adrian’s whacked out conspiracy theory. (#25)
Dear Mainstream Media,
I’ll handle the tiny dogs. You handle that pit bull.
Love,
Barry
Anon –
The problem with the story links is that on Yahoo they would go stale. I found this picture on Yahoo News Images – and it had no link to a story, in fact it had a PR firm’s logo on it, which I removed. I’ll add a link to the story.
The Lap Dog – Media in the Age of Obama!
Obama: “I call him Joe. He runs his mouth a lot, but nobody listens to what he says and if I need to I can just hide him away. He obeys me unconditionally and, of course, he’s white.”
Two SOBs up close!
Obama on Bill Ayers: “I can no more disown him that I can disown my white puppy”
“No one can call me racist…look how well I can unite against enemy lines.”
I heard McCain ask a fellow fighter pilot if Obama plans on “screwing the pooch too!”
(If you’re not a fighter pilot you may not get this one)
“Yeah, her name is Dotti. Now cut the McDowell’s and Soul Glo jokes, or I’ll have her pretend you’re Eriq La Salle.”
Obama: “Thanks to ACORN, voters like these now have a voice.”
Fluffy and his dog.
“I think I’ll call him ‘Chris Matthews.’ He just tinkled on my leg”.
Uh, sir…”Screwed the pooch” is just an expression.
So you don’t know any new tricks either?
Canis-lupus-familiaris and Marxis-deletum-liberatum.
“I CAN HAZ BLENDR?”