It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners (for this week and last week) will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
The blonde leading the blonde.
Which one is sticky and which one is sweet?
The “Aging Dis-Gracefully” Tour
Slash has really let himself go…
Brits and Madge rehearse singing the National Anthem for Obama’s inauguration.
“Beware the Venus Fly Trap.”
Madonna: “I think of you like my sister.”
Brittany: “I think of YOU like my grandma.”
The “Skanky as You Wanna Be” tour.
Happy skanks giving!
Beware the 3 B’s
Blond bimbos for Barrack.
The No IQ Tour.
Britney
“I am now what you once were”
Madonna
“I am now what you soon shall be”
The Tacky and Slimy Tour
Usually when I get up on Friday morning and hit Wizbang, there are usually 30-50 entries in Kevin’s Friday Caption Contest. But this time, there were only 9. What does this mean? Beats me, but it’s sure weird.
Britney while singing with Madonna, had the same feeling most children have with Bobo the clown ……she underestimated the creepiness.
Note: No panties were harmed in the making of this music video.
The real reason Madonna divorced Guy….
Perfect. A woman who can’t sing and a woman who can’t play the guitar.
♬
“I,m a little bit country…”
“…and I’m a little bit old crack ho”
♬
Britney and Madonna perform at a benefit for Yeast Infection Awareness Month.
Amy Winehouse was invited, but declined to perform, stating that the Britney/Madonna gig was “just too skanky.”
When did Weird Al dye his hair blond?
I didn’t know Brittany had married Tom Petty and they were touring together.
It’s the start of another “Redistribute the Wealth” tour.
Desperately seeking earplugs
Hope and Change
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
#3: Slash has really let himself go…
…but Axel’s cleaned up rather nicely.
Bitchie and Mrs. Ritchie
As an aside I sat over an office cube wall from Paula Ciccone for a couple of years, a few years back. Never knew who she was at the time.
Kevin,
Next time you run a photo like this one, take a page from Perez Hilton’s playbook and cover it with
If You Are Easily Offended….
Then do not CLICK HERE
I feel like a need a shower and some penicillin.
The Democrat Tour.
The blonde leadind the blonde.
Britney: “If she makes me kiss her again, I may have to kick her in the nuts!”
♪ “Goin’ to the chapel and we’re gonna get married.” ♪
“America’s whores have come home to roost”.
♪ “My baby does the hanky panky.” ♪
♪ “I kissed a girl and I liked it.” ♪
Britney Spears and Madonna sing “God *amn America” at President-elect Obama’s election celebration.
Bill Clinton “… and then I woke up”
“Good news everybody! We’ve decided to collaborate on a children’s educational CD about S&M!!”
Grandpa said he never seen cat whallerin’ like this before.
Only after their performance did these two realize that the crowd was shouting O, O, O, and not HO’, Ho’, Ho’.
Britney thought bubble – “I just thought I’d already hit bottom, apparently I was wrong!”
Madonna thought bubble – “I’d kiss you again, but A-Rod said ‘no'”
It means I forgot to set the contest to automatically post at 7am (Eastern), and didn’t realize that until nearly 9 am. Two hours later (now) the number of captions is about what you normally would have seen at 9am.
Brittany was relieved at her good fortune, “Jeez, I almost wore my Willie Wonka-Pirate-Lace-Bikini outfit tonite, but it was in the wash”
Fred Astaire called, he would like his hat back……Just called back, said “Forget it.”
♪ “We’re goin’ to Cal-i-for-nia,
and we, still can’t get mar-ie-d” ♪
Brittney shared her surprise “I thought when I got up close to you that you would look much older, but you don’t! You look just as old from the back of the room!”
Dueling Bimbos.
“I’m Barak Obama, and I approve this mess.”