It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
Obama’s prank of lacing Biden’s clothes with experimental pheromones worked all too well.
Botox… not… holding… up…
Mark my words: We will WIN and we will DESTROY the country.
Roosevelt never got crowds like these, not even when he went on TV!
“You must be playin with Your own dingaling.”
“As a matter of fact, anyone in this room would make a better Vice President than me!”
“…and did you get a look at Sarah Palin’s suit the other night? Those little suits she wears drive me wild! In fact, I had to gird my loins…!”
“Don’t tell anyone, but we already have a code name for the crisis I was talking about. It’s going to be called ‘The BARACKY UNITY HORROR SHOW!'”
(lady yelling behind Joe)
So Joe!
Which is it: 250K, 200K, or 150K before you redistribute my income?
When Joe Biden asked the crowd to do their best Howard Dean scream, he had no idea the woman behind him would do a far better impression than his own…so he had her killed.
Biden: “And this is the finger that went into Barack’s nostril to remove the obstructing booger!”
Female Fan: “Where is the Holy Booger?”
somebody get my parasitic twin a sandwich – she’s hungry!
C’mon Mr. Biden those nice men in the white suits and the butterfly nets are here.
Lady: And what would you do if you had a brain?
Biden: IIIIII’d unravel every riddle…
Hey Bill She says she is a friend of Monica’s, She’s giving me her phone number “now what do I do”!
The Obama campaign panicked when it realized Senator Biden was making a frenzied attempt to slip his handler’s leash
Woman: “COMMIE!”
Biden: “I’M NOT A COMMIE! OBAMA IS A COMMIE!”
No, really, she’s scarier than I am!
The first person to ask me a hard question gets a full background check. Comprende?
Bravely bold Sir Biden rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
O brave Sir Biden.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Biden!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Biden!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen–
Biden: That’s… that’s… er… enough music for now lads. Looks like there’s dirty republicans afoot
I can answer one question! Make it quick, Obama is right behind me!
I said the dingos got my baby!
“Again, the 3 letter word is J-O-BS”
Invasion on the booby snatchers.
Biden – “What the hell do you mean you gave my Senate office away!!!!”
“OK folks, the Obama middle class tax cut auction will begin for those making under $250,000. Yes! Do I hear under $200,000? Yes! How ’bout under $150,000?……SOLD! The Obama middle class tax cut will be for those making under $42,000!”
“If you make under $150,000 your taxes will not go up a single dime…..It’ll be more like thirty thousand dimes.”
“Read my lips. More new taxes!”
“Of course I always lie when my lips are movin'”
“They’ve had me locked up for the last week. Can you have that clean, articulate black boy get me something to eat?….OOPS!”
“You’re wasting your time if you expect to be healed by touching my suit!”
“Three words! Get off my back!”
“Are you kidding me? What kind of question is that? The only Marxists I like are Groucho, Harpo and Karlo.”
Campaigning is a lot like picking up women at a bar…..after 2:00 AM!
“I’m telling you, ‘taxes’ should not be a four letter word!”
Woman: “LeeeeROY JENKINS !!!“
HHGTTG entry for Joe Biden: Mostly Harmless
For the last time, I’m NOT Bob Barker!
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.