It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
last week) will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Gassangriff! Gassangriff! Gassangriff!
This picture is perfect symbolic of what’s wrong with this election.
Obama is heading further and further to the left.
And McCain is following! He’s not completely happy about it, but he’s following!
Gimme them stem cells, Barry…
One candidate is looking for a real ManDate.
Hey, I saw that same guy walking into that Gay porn shop the other day while driving.
McCain was shocked when he saw nothing through but cloth through the tear in Obamas clothes and realized that he really was an empty suit.
Oh man Barry, what did you eat? Gahhhh, I licked my lips, cough, gasp.
Obama tries to really seal the deal, by releasing a silent but deadly cyanide gas capsule from his rectum
Wow, You did drop a load of crap in that chair
They did the “Monster Dance”.
Joe the Plumber was right when he said it flowed downhill.
“The Only Way That Senator McCain Can Lick Senator Obama.”
Channeling his inner Adrian Monk, McCain desperately needs a wipe to get rid of that dirty feeling he gets whenever Obama talks about spreading the wealth.
McCain has a Chris Matthews moment and is shocked to feel the warm tingle.
McCain spots “Aunt Esther” Obama in the crowd and has a “I’m coming to ya, Elizabeth” moment.
McCain: Brains! Must…eat…brainz. No wait, why am I following Obama? He’s dumb as a rock. Damnit!
McCain reacts as Obama’s red hot starry poots hit him in the groin. Winds of change!
McCain reacts after, in a historically unprecedented move, Obama was given permission by the sympathetic moderator to wash out McCain’s mouth with soap for mentioning Bill Ayers.
Yeah, he makes me barf too.
“Presidential-hopeful” Barack H(the rest is silent) Urkel being demonstrated the “Urkel Dance” (google it) by old, white hipster.
McCain: “Joe(the Plumber), thank God you’re here. I smell a Commie trap*. Throw me that plunger”.
* Commie trap: Dr Strangelove
Looking at the polls John realizes he must go after the brokeback vote.
“Who farted?”
“Obama–silent but deadly”
McCain reacts to an slippery puddle of acorn puke near the left-wing emergency exit.
“Obama shows off the Silent But Deadly military technology he intends to bring to the Presidency.”
ewwww…fart trail
I was enjoying so many of these comments, then almost fell off my (breakfast) bar stool when I read Stephen Macklin’s “Why the f*(#% did I pull his finger” comment… AWESOME.
Kevin – you have to give that one an honorable mention even if it doesn’t win!
These comments are funny, but seriously, what the f%$k is wrong with John McCain? What the hell is the context of this picture? Does anyone know?
Remake Of The 1958 Movie… “The Defiant Ones”
Osama in the front, Hillary in the back.
Zombie McCain.. requires.. brains.
Oh no.. brain full of socialism.. McCain no swallow that!
Damn, Obama been eating Iranian cavier again!
Come, Igor, to the Laboratory! Yes master! Eengh! engh!
McCain simply mis-remembered he was going to ‘lick’ Obama’s ass.
McCain goes for jugular and misses.
What happens when you reign in the negativity.
Watch it, Senator McCain! That’s not “wealth” that Obama is spreading!
Nylda at 86:
Don’t know what you’re trying to say, but you meant “rein”, you retard, not “reign”
Actually ‘rein,’ ‘reign,’ or ‘rain’ work for #86.
“No it’s Eye-Gor”
“Blech! See? What did I tell you would happen when you try and nail Jell-O to the wall? That’s been sitting there since our last debate. Kids…”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.