It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
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“Hey Joe! That pile of Bullshit we’ve been finging is getting really big. You think anyone in the main stream media will notice or care?”
Barack watches fondly as the Empty Suit flies off to its next candidate.
In response to John McCain’s allegations that he has not reached across the aisle Obama shows that he does indeed have a right side.
Obama checks the adjustment of his head after having just pulled it out of his ass.
Ummm… sorry… ummm… bear with me… ummm… wait a minute… ummm… there’s so much glare I can’t read the teleprompter.
Look boys and girls. This is how I want to be saluted when you join the Obama Youth.
Hey Moses! I can see your house from here.
I said, “look LIKE a moderate to the crowd” not “look FOR a moderate in the crowd”.
“Hey Spanky! Alfalfa! Over here! It’s ME – The Messiah!”
Meanwhile,at “The Ones” last supper..”Me dammit, where’s Judas with the pizza?!”
“I say my people,is there a leper in the house? I needs to get my heal on!”
ANNOUNCER: “Oh, Great Barnack, divine this answer: Wright, Rezco and Ayers.”
GREAT BARNACK: “Name a hater, aider, and a traitor.”
“Look out yonder y’all, it’s a woman an’ she done fainted at the site a me! Can I get a witness !?!”
Er, excuse me Captain Obama of the Good Ship Hope, I can explain your confusion. You are looking astern.
And yea, verily, the dead shall rise, at least long enough to vote.
Yes Sir! Mr. President. Er um-ah, Da Tovarich!
Where did you say they put the teleprompter?
(somebody must have used this, but I haven’t read them yet)
Hey, she’s right. I can see Russia
The Haditha as re-written for Barry O:
“Everything will be on our side and against – Republicans on [Election
Day]; at that time, even the stones and the trees will speak,
with or without words, and say: ‘Oh servant of ACORN, oh
Hallowed Community Organizer, there’s a PUMA behind me, come and kill her.”
Photo is of Obama looking for the PUMA’s
President Urkel looking for his accordian. He shouldn’t have listened to his fluffers, who said that these new contact lens’s would work way better than the Coke-bottle-bottoms.
E.T. knows he should phone home, but he isn’t sure which way.
Jeebus, is that my bro’ George looking for another quarter? I only said on national TV that I am my brother’s keeper, but that’s not the type of change a brutha’ should believe in.
“Nope.No ‘America the Beautiful’.All I can see is some stupid purple mountains majesty.”
Da Plane! Da Plane!
I see socialism coming!
Anybody seen my old friend bill ayers?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
And after He looked out on the multitudes, He began to teach them, saying, Blessed are the protesters, for they shall be entitled to sub-prime mortgages.
The Book of the Acts of Community Reinvestment, Chapter 11
It’s a bird! It’s my plane! It smells like crap!
If they keep shining that light, people will see through me!
Where’s my flag pin? I’ve got a debate coming up.
Well I unsnapped his skull cap and between his ears I saw
a gap but figured he’d be all right
He was just blinded by the light
Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun
But Obama said that’s where the fun is
On a clear disk, you can seek forever
Proof that familiarity really does breed contempt
….Channeling Cleavon Little………..
Obama watches a Palin crash.
Is that McCain in the distance? He’s so far behind I can barely see him.
Hillary? Are you out there? I need you? Hillary?!?
“I See A Bad McMoon Arising.”
“The Fat Lady Is Getting Closer.”
“Looking For The Next Cheap Shot.”
As we enter the final inning of a very close game, coach Obama tries to manufacture runs by giving ACORN the steal sign.
Well, there goes my integrity…
Keep looking Obama the truth is out there somewhere.
My voting record is not that far left. Why just look to my right it is Bernie Sanders, the only Socialist in the Senate.
Obama looks in the crowd for Cockroach as its time for the O’s daily ball-washing
Obama is looking for the Change he promised.
“How deep is the BS gonna get under my administration? About up to here.”
Tony, ain’t we friends no more?
Hey staff, good job…the manipulation of the media is holding back that on coming train. We have just 24 more days to keep my identity secret.
Gilligan, we’ll be out of here soon.