This Is Why My Boss Has HR On Speed Dial

One of my colleagues just told me about her lunch plans.

It turns out that another of our colleagues is in the area, and he is going to come by and take her out to lunch — she’s stuck here without a car today.

I immediately went over to my MP3 player and fired up “Afternoon Delight.”

The question is, which will happen first — I get the stern talking-to from HR, she kills me, or he kills me?

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