It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
♪ Ooh, dream weaver
I believe you can get me through the night
Ooh, dream weaver
I believe we can reach the morning light ♪
VERY drunk Marine: “Hey, ose Code Pink pr’testers r’kinda cute. Whyoncha c’mover here’n protest me?”
Did someone mention the war?
Unfortunately for Hillary, Pelosi, and Helen Thomas, Bill was very drunk that night…
Look, it’s Fannie Mae and her cousin Freddie Mac, knocked up with bad debt, trying to attract some drunk Congressional sugar daddies!
Ah, Octoberfest! Blondes, beer and boobs. Life is good!
Timothy Leary attends the Rose Bowl Parade
Bill Clinton: Focused like a laser on the weighty issues of the day.
Stay focused on the Prize.
Fear and loathing in Munich.
“Sadly, even though she dyed her hair, and offered him a beer, Mr. Olberman’s Palin Derangement Syndrome still haunted him.”
Romulans decloaking during Oktoberfest.
How McCain sees the fundamentals of the economy.
After two years in a row of posting down-the-cleavage shots of hot German chicks at Oktoberfest, Kevin decides to get revenge for all the bandwidth stealing by posting a headache-inducing blurred shot of hot German chicks.
Duff me!
My beer goggles are working just fine, thank you very much.
You are now experiencing “Clinton Vision” TM, a simulation of how the former president views his surroundings.
John Barleycorn’s ultimate revenge: BEER GOGGLES!
Looking through the eyes of the mainstream media at Nancy Peolosi, Hillary Clinont and Helen Thomas it is easy to see why they see things with rose colored glasses.
They all look like St. Pauli girls through beer goggles.
Ein, zwei, sex.
“German Stimulus Plan.”
Mein steingrippen kommt in hande fur die Mann grippen, too.
Blitzedkrieg!
What a drunken lesbian sees when she looks at Sen. Mikulski, Sen. Clinton and Sec. of State Albright.
The pictures from Ellen’s and Portia’s wedding are in.
Examining his cells under the microscope, Roger suddenly realized why he liked to hoola hoop
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.