Today’s winner is Wendy Brown. She gets the award for the following.
GREEN BAY, Wis. – A 33-year-old woman stole her daughter’s identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint filed against the woman.
Wendy Brown, of Green Bay, faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in Ashwaubenon High School as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown’s mother.
According to the complaint, Brown wanted to get her high school degree and become a cheerleader because she didn’t have a childhood and wanted to regain a part of her life that she’d missed.
Brown allegedly attended cheerleading practices before school started, received a cheerleader’s locker and went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach’s house.
A 33-year-old trying to pass a 15-year-old cheerleader. Just when you thought you heard everything, right? The curious may want to go to link to read more about how the mother was uncovered. In my mind the above suffices to name Wendy Brown today’s Knucklehead of the Day.