It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.
Steve Irwin: Crikey, here we see the infamous Sarahcuda preparing to attack its prey. Even I won’t handle such a dangerous specimen.
She shoots! She scores!
The audacity of blow: Sarah does this kind, Barack does another.
Them good ‘ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye singin’ this’ll be the day that I die.
Alaskan Hockey-Mom fist bump.
The Naughty Librarian says, “First, you gently cup the scrotum, like so…”
“FINISH HIM.”
Left; forward; forward; down; forward.
KISS OF DEATH.
“FATALITY!”
Sonya Blaze (Mortal Kombat) for VP
“Thanks, Olby & Co. Couldn’t have done it without ya!”
Ohh…look at the itty bitty Democrats!
Aren’t they cuuuuute?
{squish}
And with one breath, Sarah Palin blows all Democrat hope away, sealing their fate.
“.. And then Obama called me sweetie, so I pulled out my Marlin and told him to kiss his ass goodbye”
“After shaking hands with Biden at the beginning of the Presidential debates Mrs Palin was overheard complaining about his sweaty hands”
…like Vogon poetry to Democrats
“Honey, I Shrunk The One.”
“I’m not flirting silly… I’m reloading.”
Who knew it would only take the Alaskan Governor to cut the Democrat presidential nominee down to size.
And she huffed and she puffed and she blew the MSM house down.
Sarah to Obama: Pull my fingers
“It’s an Alaskan hunting tradition after a prey is sighted, blow a kiss goodbye and give them a 200 yard head start.”
“And After I Finished With My Brother In Law, His Nuts Turned To Dust.”
If you don’t vote for me I’ll have you investigated.
What i hold in my hand is the heated remains of the bullet that I used to kill that Grizzly that you’ve seen draped over my couch…
With an homage to Louis Armstrong:
I know what the official caption says, but I think Palin was blowing a kiss to Tom Moe right after she had mentioned him in her speech, not to one of her children. Moe was in the audience as a member of the Ohio (?) delegation and was applauded so hard that it interrupted her speech. She acknowledged him and blew him a kiss.
The clue here is that she is facing the audience before her, and not her family behind her. Recall that she introduced them at the start of her speech, and had to turn around to do it.
What’s the difference between a “community organizer” and a shih tzu? Zu.
Hattip: James Taranto reader O. Nara
Sarah Palin demonstrates for Democrats how Obama blows smoke up their asses.
“Hi America! I love you so much!”
Sis
And I hold in my hand all of the change that Obama’s brother needs to live this month.
Doesn’t Obama have the cutest lil’ resume? Why it’s precious!
Look at Obama’s resume – isn’t it cute?
Sarah: And that, Obambi, is the end of your fairy tale. Now brush your teeth and get yo azz inta bed quiet-now, or I’ll pop a rifled slug in yo’ azz. Oh, and watch out for dat batty-boy, Andy Sullivan, coz he might do dat anyhow.
Gimme yo’ lunch-money, Obambi. Don’t make me come down there, mutha-fucka. You know I will!
And like that… Obama’s chances in November disappear.
Tar Baby
Hope and Change.
Sarah Palin demonstrates the art of using the “Kissy Pulpit”.
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POOF!… the magic negro…
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POOF!… the magic negro
lived by deceit…
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(sorry hit submit too soon
“I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh no! ‘It’s just a harmless little bunny…'”
……
Tim the Enchanter
OBTW, played by Michael Palin
Wasn’t John Cleese Tim the Enchanter?
Sic. Yep. Oops.
Governor Mooselini
In book stores now, “How to Win Your Base and Influence Independents” –
by Sarah Palin
(headline)
HURRICANE SARAH HITS ISLE OF BARACK – NO SURVIVORS
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.