A Bump That Ain’t In The Polls

Well, ain’t this a freakish turn of events.

Sarah and Todd Palin have just announced that their 17-year-old daughter, Bristol, is pregnant — and expected to marry the father of the child.

Those assholes who have been speculating that the young lady is the “real” mother of her four-month-old brother are now courteously invited to shut the fuck up, then go eat shit and die.

For those who can’t do math, this means that she conceived this child about a month before she allegedly gave birth to Trig Palin.

Can we PLEASE leave the girl in peace now? Or are you so eager to win this election, at any cost, that you’re willing to utterly destroy a teenaged girl for choosing the wrong mother?

That’s rhetorical, by the way. Comments on this thread are closed, and staying closed. I don’t trust myself to be level-headed should the regular suspects decide that yes, they do want to keep attacking this kid in order to win the election for their guy.

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