It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will for this week and last week will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
$25.00 and the articulate, clean Negro is sold, sold, sold!
Joe, er, Joe. Your pulling my spine out through my belly-button is a divisive distraction and is definitely not helping Michelle’s kids.
A $5 million ear-mark for the South-side hospital where Michelle is a $300,000 per year “community organizer”, and this United States Senator’s vote is sold, sold, sold!
VP selection team member Caroline Kennedy reportedly told Obama, “Ask not what Senator Biden can do for you; ask what you can do for Senator Biden.”
Hey, Barak, there’s that 7 Eleven guy!
The Greatest among us and the Least among us.
“Barak! There’s Zacheus! Tell him to ‘Come down. We’re going to his house to stay!'”
Loose lips, sink ships.
Auctioneer and Action Ears
“Look, Barak! Is that George McGovern, Jimmy Carter, Walter Mondale and Michael Dukakis all sitting together? WOW!”
“I know it’s impossible, but THERE is a tax increase I don’t like. ‘With you, Barak, all things ARE possible!'”
Hope and Change, and Hopeless and Changeless
Darth Vader (Without his mask) unsuccesfully uses a Jedi mind trick on the American public to try to introduce the emperor as a centrist politician.
“…..but you can’t take the idiot out of Biden.”
It’s apparent that its above BOTH your pay grades.
Is that a pubic hair on the teleprompter stand?
When a fool holds his peace, you can rest assured it’s not Biden.
One hand clapping and two hands paddy-caking.
Obama’s attack dog turns out to be a Pointer.
Oh, no! Sarah Palin’s coming!
“We’d like “Small Town Mayors” for $200 Alex.”
Biden: “Walk this way.”
Obama: “If I could walk that way I wouldn’t need talcum power.”
Don’t believe me? Just smell my finder!
Don’t believe me? Just smell my finger!
[late Shaterday evening… what can I say?]
Hey, you, the boy with the five rolls and two fish. Hand ’em over so Obama can feed this crowd
MSDNC TVs Olby: “The selection of Biden as the VP nominee brings real balance to the ticket. Both the extreme Marxist left and the extreme kook-fringe leftist wings are represented. Biden brings experience of no real value and Obama has no experience at all. What perfect symmetry!”
“$5 million going once, $5 million going twice… $5 million going 3 times…. SOLd to Chris Matthews for $5 million. ANd ladies and gentlemen that concludes the Date your favorite democratic politician auction for this year. Remember all donations are tax deductible.”
“Have you been saved today? If not then send us $10,000 and you will be HEALED I TELL YOU. Healed of Tax cuts for the rich, HEALED of drilling for oil, Healed of No child left behind. GLOOOOORYYYYY And you will receive this complimentary prayer cloth which the Obamamessian has touche”
We do, too, wear underwear and I’ll prove it to you!
Obama grinds on his invisible, Unicorn-brand organ, while his monkey dances and Hopes for some Change.
“…And we’re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we’re going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! YEAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!”
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.