Some of these could be recycled from the Jack Bauer/Dick Cheney/Fred Thompson facts lists, but some are distinctly Palin and all are fun. Here are just a few.
Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does – usually with her bare hands.
Three of Sarah Palin’s five kids came out sideways – she never flinched.
Sarah Palin’s hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.
Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper’s body because she threw him from the plane.
Read them all here.
Update: Goodness, some of the facts in this People interview are just as impressive as the made up ones — at night she has to “put down the Blackberries and pick up the breast pump.”
Kim adds: Here’s another real Sarah Palin fact:
Just yesterday, Palin was in Texas at a forum on energy with Texas Gov. Rick Perry and executives from four other states…
The governor’s water broke during the energy conference but she stayed and gave a 30-minute speech before boarding an Alaska Airlines plane home to deliver the baby.
Update: Too cute.
Update II: Ace writes about the left’s search for a pic of Palin in a swimsuit. They seem to think religious voters won’t vote for a woman who participated in a swimsuit competition. This has to be a spoof, right? Are those on the left really that clueless about people of faith? No embarrassing pics of Palin yet, but Ace found a doozy of a picture of someone in the media wing of the Democratic party.
Update III: Palin vs. Obama in Germany