It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will for this week and last week will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“I’ll have a ‘White Russian’, hold the head.”
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China unveiled its new policy for athletes that attempted to speak on Darfur, Tibet or anything else! The IOC had no comment.
And coming in 1st in the “Self Garroting” competition it’s, Russia!
In a tragic turn,”Supersonic Jump Roping” claims another victim.
(NYC cop) “Move it along! Nuthin’ ta see here folks. Just a headless Russian with interchanged limbs.”
And now, when I bend all four limbs, I present… the HUMAN SWASTIKA!
The Iranian judge was torn between penalizing for the improperly cupped foot, or rewarding the near perfect decapitation manuever.
Those crazy Saudis, they’re so rich and lazy, now they make rape victims decapitate themselves.
From Spike Lees’ HBO expose,”Double Dutch:The White Devils’ ‘Final Solution'”
Another pointless Olympic ‘sport’: Headless jump roping.
I want that in my bedroom.
That ain’t right.
After going to Canada to get her face lift, Nancy Pelosi finally denounced socialized medicine.
The IOC has decided to add new games such as gymnastic shark jumping as flagging viewership causes threats of cancellation.
Any relation to Sen. Larry Craig?
“Lack of Head Gives Unfair Advantage Claim Competitors”
“When Steroids Go Horribly, Horribly Wrong.”
‘Girls Gone Wild’ was never the same after the Olympics Special Edition.
Look Ma, No Head.
The only anatomy required to cast a vote for the One.
Nancy Pelosi’s head explodes as she performs her “Oil Drilling is a Hoax/Save the Planet” balancing routine.
Obama voter experiencing an epiphany.
“ORIGAMI IS PEOPLE!!!!!”
Don’t worry, folks. Five minutes with Obama, and she’ll be fine
The perfect woman.
All legs and arms.
Nice ass, comfortable hooters, smooth skin, and no head.
Sounds like a Friday night pick-up.
McCain’s economic plan… no brain, and it’ll cost you two arms and two legs.
Chinese Olympic committee forced to deny creating race of mutants for Olympic gymnastic competition.
“McCain’s economic plan… no brain, and it’ll cost you two arms and two legs.”
How true!
Unproductive and lazy Americans are going to get one up the round brown.
BREAKING… Code Pink Protester found in trash compactor.
“Oh boy, I don’t know if she’s going to be able to come back from that.” -Tim Daggett
Despite what Barak Osama claims, it is possible to stick your head up your ass!
Wizbang readers wait breathlessly as the judge tries to find the winner of last week’s Caption contest.
“Man, are you Chinese desperate!… OK, OK, bring back the 14 year old…”
Dummocrats are desperately searching for a new mascot to replace the “ass”….”Have ass but no brain” seems to fit just fine.
Her father, when reached for comment had this to say
“Gfmph, hmlfk mn pg clhmpgh!”
That’s going to leave a mark.
Evgeniya? You can come out now…
And on the Russian team, from her home town in Chernoybel…
And the next contestant on the hot new reality series “So you think you have Talent” will give birth to herself while skipping rope.
Hello, 911? Yeah, something really bad happened to my girlfriend…
And this one time, at band camp….
Little Anna Marie knew she different than other kids, but it never held her back from her dreams.
“X-Games’ Extreme Hokey-Pokey Loses Star Athlete in Freak Accident”
The press decided not to print this picture of Barrack Obama after he and Joe Biden got into a disagreement how to handle foreign affairs.
Bill Clinton thought bubble “Now this is the type of foreign affairs I can get into”
All cattle.
Coach’s name: Escher.
Born a Democrat.
So you thought the weightlifter dislocating his elbow was rough?