Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced.
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Black in blue. Well kind of.
An empty birthday suit.
This looks like a job for “Mack the Knife”:
“Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it … ah … out of sight.
Ya know when that shark bites, with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Fancy gloves, though, wears old MacHeath, babe
So there’s nevah, nevah a trace of red.”
“The damn secret service agent pushed me in”
AP: Dick Cheney used secret government sharks to attack Barrack Obama while he was navigating the Ocean of Hope.
AP: Dateline 2012
President Obama is shown trying to raise the United States from the mess that George Bush created.
After choosing John Kerry as his running mate it appeared his chances of winning the Presidential election started sinking.
* – This entry courtesy of Mrs. Blogical.
And after hours of trying, the waters STILL wouldn’t part….
Obama appears confident in the high Hawaiian surf, totally oblivious to the coming Clinton tidal wave awaiting him in Denver.
If the GOP steals the election from him, Obama decides he could always star in “Beach Blanket Barry.”
Damn! This walkin’ on water thing ain’t easy.
Presidential Jetsam Flops Onto Beach
“MY STAFF, MY STAFF, Damnit I knew I forgot something!!!”
The Red Sea deciding that Obama is not the chosen one decided to close back up a bit earlier than expected.
Obama enjoys the only likely surge he will get this election season.
Maybe McCain’s right… THE SURF WORKED!
(BHO thinking)- 4000 reporters on the beach to watch this,and McCain can’t even get one anchor to meet him in person.Wow! I guess I really am fantastic.
Senator Obama poses for the unveiling of his new tile, “The Symbol Formerly Known as Senator Obama”:~
AP – Obama displays His ability to make the seas rise and fall
“THIS WAS THE MONENT! THAT IIIEEEEEARRRRGGH – I JUST STEPPED ON A SEA URCHIN!!!”
flotsam or jetsam…I forget which is which.
“…And on the beach there are seagulls…Just birds!…”
The Little Kahuna.
“All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.”
poster for this summers’ big blockbuster:
“You’re sayin’ the FBI’s gonna pay me to learn to surf?”
When global warming strikes and the polar ice caps melt, Obama will pull us all to higher ground with his teeth.
(7 year old)”Why are u swimbing in da oshin?”
(Obama)”I want the oceans to return to what they once was,but almost could’ve weren’t: filled with crap and medical waste.”
In Soviet U.S. of A., ocean swims in you.
AP -Obama finds wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald. Pulls crew to safety!
Having been told by his advisors that a photo op with a cold six pack was his best bet, Obama chose Hawaii as a rustic hideaway to demonstrate that he can connect with voters in rural America.
Obama was secretly thrilled that Hillary had picked up the tab for the three hour tour.
“fins to the left, fins to the right, and you’re the only pol in town!”
♫ BARRY BARRY!
OH NO, YOU GOTTA GO! ♫
“That isnt what I had in mind.” Obama was overheard to say after he called for his staff so he could part the oceans, and 1000 Greenpeace members showed up.
♫ Oh Barak has,nasty teeth dear,
And he hides ’em,commie pink,
Just a Chi-hack,was Hussein dear,
M-S-M says,”For you we’ll think”
Barry taxes,with his votes dear,
Marxcist dream his,economy,
Lapdog press babe,wears old Barak dear, ♫
So there’s never, NO NEVER a trace of red
In the gutter one sad morning,
A nation oozes liberty,
A man dances in Red Square,
Is the someone,”Mr. Diserty“?
From a boat on the River Styxx,
Sandy Bergers’ socks are full,
Of rocks as he clutches proof, ♫
Hil had of ol’ Baraky’s bull!
Truth disappeared dear,
MSM had to save his a**
Now ol’ B. Hussien,he’s king of the drunken sailors!
Did our b** do somethin’ crass?
Tawdry Reverends, commie bombers
Oh yeah he’ll throw ’em, ♫ Right under that Greyhounds wheels!
When the left shifts, to the center dear
Watch your wallet, hold onto your rights
You best change your passwords, and get a lawyer
‘Cause those leftieeeeees! Are ruling the town!
Lookout the left rules all three! ♫
As he emerges from the undercurrent, a dismayed Obama presses on alone in his search for the Universal Pipeline. This due to the recent drowning death of his beloved unicorn.
Look what Jaws shi………oops, spit out.
(He does have good taste, you know.)
Please put the seat down after you flush!!!
See, when you put your arms just right, you look like the Savior.
Barry was a bit surprised when he stepped out of the boat.
“This wasn’t the waterboarding I used to know.”
Watch out BHO, that’s a “whitecapped” wave you’re riding, and the wind is changing!
A great kind-a white shark or the great kind-a white hope?
Barry soon found out that his body surfing wave in Hiwaii was just like the wave of popularity he was riding to the presidency. They were just waves that came crashing to the shore of reality.
it’s a geek wave!
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO WATCH THE NEWS…..
The Road to Serfdom.