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First, there was competitive eating. Tune in this Fall on Fox as we give you an exclusive peek into what happens after the trophies are handed out.
“The Chinese team is hoping to flush the competition in the Crappel Horse this year by unveiling their new signature move, the Shiitake.”
NBC: In the tank for Obama. In the tank for Red China.
Worst…parallel bar routine…ever!
“All your crap are belong to us!”
Those of you who have documented disabilities, demonstrated by presenting Forms G, Q, and X to the door guard, may use our specially designed disability toilet.
Everyone else may use with pleasure the luxurious bucket seen on the right.
China’s Olympic organizers revealed for the first time today their state of the art gender test…
They force everyone to dring 2 gallons of black tea, and anyone who leaves the lid up is labeled “male”.
They did hit a snag however with several of the Soviet female gymnasts who managed to hit a hole in one from across the room…
Government Executive Toilet…..$500
Custom Padded Precious PVC Hand Assists…..$25
Being First In Line out of the 16000 Athletes and Officials…..Priceless
Work has already commenced on the second one.
STD’s not included
In People’s Republic of China toilet flushes Yu.
Oh my god, that fortune cookie I got last night makes so much sense now…
The location for the new “Where have my civil rights gone?” competition in Beijing.
When Obamanomics set in, the GDP and stock market will be here. Hold on with both hands!
“No, it’s not a public toilet. It’s The People’s Toilet. Big difference.”
Typical communist project. Pipes going up, down, and all around, but none actually attached to make it really flush
Venue for newly approved Olympic event, the Turd Drop.
Handicap Toilet for use by all handicapped Olympians! (Citizens Bank Park in Phila. has a mandated elevator for use by all handicapped relief pitchers!)
China’s answer to the old “superglue on the toilet” trick…
John? John Edwards? Are you in there?
John Edwards could not be reached for comment…
Chinese officials today reiterated their commitment to freedom of expression in public affairs by opening the first of many Suggestion Boxes for Political Reform.
Despite massive Chinese preparation this year’s Olympic coverage is the toilet.
The Chinese government quickly realized that holding the Olympics in their country was a big crap shoot.
The “thanks for a job well done” to the Olympic Site Selection Committee
I completely understand. I stink on the parallel bars too.
Chinese “birthing station” for moms having girls.
“All right! I got home in time for the ‘Quran-a-thon’!”
The last thing your plate of “chow-fun” really saw.
Confucius say, “Crap in hand and wish in other,no matter,you no get this beauty”.
Confucius say, “When you not know wrich wray to approach commode, you prease to have ingest real ancient Chinese seclet.”
Freedom to worship: Priceless
Freedom to protest: Priceless
What China thinks of these freedoms: They can’t spare a (Tiananmen) square
Confucius say, “One who wrie down writh red Chinese,wrake up with new persplective on rife.”
Confucius say, “Raugh and the world raughs writh you. Cly? Well, you obviousry in China my flend.”
toilet: “Sen. Obama,what would you do about Russia?”
BO: “I’m kinda busy sweetie,couldja keep it down?”
Didja hear the one about the Chinese islamist and the public …tick,tick,tick
BOOM!!!
Confucius say, “Hey,Orympics happen.”
In a blatent act of subversion today,Chinese industry unvailed its new tool to keep American octogenarians actively gumming up US commerce. Dubbed “The Creeping Crapper” the new device has the covert community and everyone in State scrambling to devise harsh porcelain tariffs and crushing tp excise taxes.When asked his opinion, Sen. Bob “Sheets” Byrd said, “zzzzz,WHAT? Who’s there? Bocephus? Isatchooboy? Come fetch me my slippers boy…zzzzz”
“Just Do It”
42. Posted by Porkopolis
I think you meant
“Just Poo it”
“The Olympics were marred by the tragic drowning death of Simon Smythe during a complex dismount from The Olympic Pommel John.”
Go (here) World.
Mr. Hu. It was the Soviets who were supposed to tear down walls. Sheesh!
Chinese translaters mistakenly thought that Barrack had already won the Presidential election and thus designed the official President Obama Presidential Seal for his upcoming visit.
“Just Do Do It” ?
Brilliant! All that, and they still couldn’t figure out how to hang a toilet-paper roll?
Optional for the gymnast with a problem dismount.
Chinese authorities insist Western-style toilet stalls are not bugged: “Everyone can see there is no invasion of privacy.”
Unfortunately Wong’s Pu-Pu Platters is located just one floor lower.
…and given the water supply you’ll need to visit here again just an hour later.
DIY water recycling
“…and you said Mike Rowe wouldn’t even touch this one?”