It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“Dick Cole Called, I Told Him I Was Busy.”
“You like me! You really like me! What? That’s our DISapproval rating?”
Starting Monday, all gasoline will be priced in pounds sterling
Nancy: “And to show how seriously I take the gas crisis, I am today supporting the legislation to bring back the national speed limit of 55.”
The podium is hiding Nancy’s sandwich board which reads “Will Pontificate For Gas”
“America…NO GAS FOR YOU!”
“Batman was quickly called and the Joker was returned to Arkham Asylum.”
Wow! Heath Leger’s portrayal of the The Joker really is horrifying!
I know the Strategic Petroleum Reserve is plenty full because I dipped my hair into it just this morning…
That’s right! I will personally top off the gas tank of the first fifty people to step on up and give me a big, wet, sloppy one. Come on, you know you want the gas. Come to Mama Bear.
I am here today to unveil the new Honda Podium, which gets up to 43 miles per gallon if you supply your own hot air to the fuel injectors.
It’s a bit hard to explain, but I think it comes from dinosaurs.
Gouge this!
The oil companies are playing a shell game… What? Why are you laughing?
“You say this thing behind me is a gas station? What the hell is a gas station?”
Then you hide your “finger gun” under your shirt, and you go in and say, “Stick ’em up! I want a full tank of gas and a packet of Ding Dongs!” Problem solved.
“The reason gas prices remain so high, is because some of you still refuse to accept the Obamessiah!”
“Some things will be taken from you for the common good”
After all, it worked so well for Hillary
A gallon of gas here will cost you $4.55 and going at 60 miles per hour will last you about 20 min. I only charge half that for a 20 min ride.
” . . . and I am afraid that I might have to rethink my views on drilling for oil. As it turns out, many of my constituents actually drive cars.”
“And in conclusion I am proud to say that only a democratic congress under my leadership could have done as great a job as we did in keeping gas prices down.”
“And I say to all my fellow Americans: Go fuck yourselves..”
Travel by hot-air balloon is cheaper.
Pelosi at the old shell game again
The FEDS have now mandated installing airbags at all filling stations
And I will not stop complaining about President Bush or the price of oil, until it reaches $10, or Bush leaves office, whichever is later.
Don’t cry for me big oil company.
Pelosi reveals the new Congressional Shield….sponsored by Shell.
“Oil companies demand a lot of money from the Public for the services that they provide. They say they are providing a service that is good for, and is needed by the Public. Yet I am concerned about value of the inflated prices over the good that is actually provided. I am also concerned about the affect of greed and corruption on the process.”
“In contrast your Congress is uh… uh…”
There’s something about Nancy!
If I’m not telling you the truth may a horn grow out of my head.
“I know we have stopped every new exploration project, kept new refineries from being built, and tax each gallon 63 cents……It is Bush’s Fault”
See what the “Blood for Oil” war in Iraq has gotten us? We have to bring the troops home now to force gas prices down.
Nancy: Is that hair gel? Great! I just ran out.
Nancy called for BIG OIL to drill on land already leased. They responded by inserting a natural gas line into her mouth to capture the rest of the hot air she was spewing.
Shell shocked.
BDS Shell
(for UNIX nerds only)
Shell introduces promotional giveaway in spirit of old Sinclair dinosaur.
Pelosi reveals already leased land where gas is already being pumped.
House Speaker demonstrates new alternative power source: facial skin tension.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.