Life in Florida VIII

I have lived in 6 states in my life, but it seems like Florida gets most of the crazy people.

Never bring an orange to a knife fight. An interesting domestic disturbance takes place between boyfriend and girlfriend in Indiantown Florida. No serious injuries, but both are taken off to jail.

We deliver. Unknown person puts decomposing opossum on Port St. Lucie home’s welcome mat.

Karma. Man holds up 7 eleven, then gets robbed by men he asked for a ride from.

Ransom demands. U of Central Florida student is holding the Eucharist hostage.

Why Florida schools are flunking. Orange County School Superintendent gives press conference with a sign in the background using the word ‘inital’.

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