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Thanks a lot Rodney! I’ll never get that song out of my head now. 😉
From Darth Rove’s to do list:
Perfect invisibility cloak………check
So? Who’s giving the eulogy?
fustian said:
White House spokesmen said he was busy washing his hair that day.
He was missing the next day too, ’cause he had to dry it.
Linda Sanchez was there
Before the empty chair
Karl Rove was the Invisible Man …
Science fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature
Rove skipped the hearing, but did see to it the Speaker’s gavel was replaced with an oversized rubber phallus.
Unlike Socrates, Karl refused to drink from the glass.
…some have no curiosity as to how Damocles felt.
As the name implies… out roving about…
He didn’t spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called “mister,” thank you very much.
“Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.”
You can stop hiding Karl, this is not the recruiters office.
Confusion amongst the Democrats and the MSM reigned when the Republicans on the committee pretended that Mr. Rove was present and proceeded to question him and reply to his “responses”.
Karl was too busy to testify today. He spent the day instead at the White House advising President Bush on how to initiate another faux-scandal because Mr. Rove was “tired of talking about Plame and the prosecutor firings…and I think the Democrats really need my help to manufacture these things.”
“Sorry guys, I don’t do Kangaroo Court.”
The name alone is intimidating enough. No need for a fancy name plate to adorn it
…and this time he vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of his tale, and ending with his grin, which remained some time after the rest of him had gone.
Gone Huntin !
If you guys thought the weather machine was good, check out my invisibility cloak!
Mr. Rove demonstrated his invisibility suit to the committee, which, along with his super-hearing and mind-control powers, has allowed him to discover the plans of his political opponents and counter them.
Mr. Rove passed out onto the floor after Speaker Pelosi flashed her breasts at him.
Karl Rove decides to skip the first part of the hearing, waiting until Marcy Kaptur (D-OH) stops asking him how much he makes as the CEO of ExxonMobil.
(too obscure?)
“Is there an Architect in the house?!?”
“Can you hear me now?”
Somewhere just out of frame, I see a faint figure, looking strangely like Obi-Wan, waving his hand and softly saying, “That’s not the advisor you’re looking for.” While Rove sits there, seemingly invisible.
Same Lame Plame Name Blame Game.
DRUDGEBREAKING: Karl Rove appeared before a House inquiry today for a brief period. Mr. Roves, apparent prepared statement consisted of only three words — “EJECT EJECT EJECT”
Midsummer Moonbat’s Dream.
Mr. Rove is in attendence in the same proportion as the degree to which the committee would actually listen to his answer when asked a question. It would be inappropriate for he to be more present than they…
Once again, sculpted “balding” hawk figure mistaken for Karl Rove.
Liberals attempt to blame their usual suspect for the failed “Obama Seal” debacle…..
Finally, proof that “frogwalking” makes you too short for standard tables.
Karl Rove is smart enough to take cover when Dick Cheney comes into the room.
Karl mistakes his placeholder card for instructions.
At the first pause in the 6 hours of grandstanding, sound bite leaden hyperbolic rants of insanity from the Democrat Senate committee chairman CNN panned over to get Rove’s response only to realize Mr. Rove had never actually shown up for the hearing.
Sunlight accidentally hits Mr. Karl Rove at Senate Hearing.
Honey, I Shrunk the Former Advisor!
Rove wowed the people with his impression of Obamas experience. ww
“But I don’t want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”
“How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice.
“You must be,” said the Cat, “otherwise you wouldn’t have come here.”
And he faded until nothing but his smile remained–and eventually even that faded too.
Left to right: The committee heads, Mike, Senator Byrd and Mr. Glass. Not shown: Mr. Karl Rove.
(redux)
…and this time he vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of his tale, and ending with his middle finger, which remained some time after the rest of him had gone.
“Ceci n’est pas une ancien conseiller.” Oil on canvas, 36″ x 24″.
And now the trap is set: the cursed shrunken heads on the desk, the electrified microphone, the arrow-shooting brass eagle, the unfiltered Washington tap water. Now just the… anticipation!
A liberal’s Moby Dick.
“Awwight you wascawwy Wove! Come out wif your hands up or I’w bwast you out!”
“Doggone it ya bald-headed galoot! Hold still so’s I can railroad ya!”
“Capture that creature and return my elunium pu36 explosive bloviating freedom modulator!”
“Young Padawan learners, much power the force has. Invisible to the weak minded, he is”
Being an empty seat is better than Obama being an empty suit.
Dennis Kucinich finally realized they were laughing AT him when he saw who they had “lined up” to speak at his latest impeachment announcement.