Where The Hell Did THAT Come From?

The United States has just finished transporting 550 metric tons — that’s over 1.2 MILLION pounds — of yellowcake uranium from Iraq to Canada. The Iraqi government sold it to a Canadian firm which supplies nuclear fuel for power reactors.

This prompts the obvious question: where did the yellowcake come from? After all, Joseph Wilson assured us that Saddam was NOT trying to get his hands on the stuff.

I, for one, question the timing. WHY is this story coming out now, over five years after we invaded Iraq?

The only thing that makes sense is that it took this long for Halliburton to get all the uranium together and fake the rest of the evidence that indicates that it was, indeed, part of Saddam’s non-existent nuclear program.

That’s gotta be it.

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