I go on vacation next week, and I really, really need it.
And not just for myself. I think I need to get Mr. Duckie away from his current environment, if at least for a little while.
He’s got me deeply concerned.
First, he’s had large amounts of cash, with no explanation where it all came from.
Then, I caught him indulging in certain habits I had not known he had taken up.
Yesterday, though, was the final straw.
I wonder… is there some sort of 12-step program I can enroll him in? And will my insurance cover him, or will I have to tell them to put it on his bill?
I only hope that the whackjobs from PETSA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Synthetic Animals) don’t find out about this…