I Suspect Fowl Play

I go on vacation next week, and I really, really need it.

And not just for myself. I think I need to get Mr. Duckie away from his current environment, if at least for a little while.

He’s got me deeply concerned.

First, he’s had large amounts of cash, with no explanation where it all came from.


Then, I caught him indulging in certain habits I had not known he had taken up.


Yesterday, though, was the final straw.


I wonder… is there some sort of 12-step program I can enroll him in? And will my insurance cover him, or will I have to tell them to put it on his bill?

I only hope that the whackjobs from PETSA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Synthetic Animals) don’t find out about this…

The Knucklehead of the Day award
The Knucklehead of the Day award