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Where the hell is Dilbert today
Greenpeace. Saving polar bears one SUV at a time.
AP: Palestinians inspect another ambulance destroyed by unprovoked Israeli attacks.
46. Posted by cstmbuild
You beat me to it! Well done.
The car terrorists fearlessly attacked in front of the media, knowing full well the car would get the blame if it attempted to defend itself.
The last gas using vehicle was located, trapped and killed by enviromental police in Kalieefornia today.
Militant Muslims found a vehicle without it’s burka. ww
Um…guys…I know you released a lot of stress and all, but that’s the CEO’s car. The one we’re supposed to demolish is over here.
“…If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun…And if they bring a polar bear killing, ocean water raising, Carbon footprint generating, non-hybrid NAFTA exploiting, internal combustion relic of the failed Bush-McCain policy we bring a sledge hammer.”
They promised doing this will lower gas prices below $2 a gallon.
Louisiana Govenator Bobby Jindal added one more piece to his rapist castration bill–victims can take a sledgehammer to any of the 5 dissenting Supreme Court Justices cars…
Another Isreali air strike
Obamamaniacs beg to differ with John Stewart…It’s NOT okay to laugh at Obama.
Gaia Akbar!
The democrat-controlled congress hard at work trying to fix US automakers.
First, the picadors enrage the beast, then the matador administers the coup de grace.
“It’s for your own good, Britney, we can’t let you drive any more. It’s called ‘tough love.'”
Apes of the future wave sticks and grunt around some unknown object.
Washtenaw County’s own Blue Man cover group, Denim Dudes, gets into the swing of their final dress rehearsal for their Top of the Park tribute to Frank Zappa.
Everybody needs to +1 #68. I totally lolled at that one.
Gallagher originally performed smashing lemons before switching to melons.
“Hello, Onstar…”
The terrorist group thought it had scored a coup, until someone pointed out that it was not Iron Man, but was, in fact, just a crappy car.
New from Joe Francis Productions: Environmentalists Gone Wild
Dem directive to Detroit:
The beatings will continue until performance improves.
Alternate:
The beatings will continue until gas mileage improves.
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The Demo-Gestapo approach to improving gas mileage: “Vat? Der mileage ist not gut? Ve haff VAYS to make der mileage improve, ya! Unt yu vill LIKE it!”
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The Dems’ usual, subtly-nuanced approach to getting Detroit to meet the enviro-wackos’ goals.
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Lacking a real mule to beat in effigy to get it to perform, a Democratic “Pursuasion Patrol” happened upon a more technologically equivalent symbol. (The results were remarkably similar.)
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An Enviro-luddite “Back to Nature” discussion group came upon an unguarded Evil Ozone Destoyer… Death to the infidel!!
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If it bleeds We can kill it!
It’s true. Detroit really has no idea how to make a better automobile.
Men at work….in the Gaza strip!
Digging the dancing Queen!
Yes Hillary’s team is fast at work on the Obama bus to help him win the election in November.
Barrack’s team highlight his new CAFE standards to reduce global warming.
When told that banning drive thrus was unconstitutional in typical liberal fashion the democratic city councilmen of Wisconsin chose another way to address the problem.
~ Make a run for the border ~
Members of the Conservative Caucus demonstrate the proper maintenance of a Pruis.
Mr. Numan? Speaker Pelosi has sent some supporters over to have a few words…
Ve are only following Obama’s orders!
Das auto ist not greenish!
Tell us where we can find Lightning McQueen our we’ll break your other eye…
Sledge……sledge……sledgehammer..why dont You call My name
2 years is enough for one moniker.. 914 R.I.P.
The banning of all guns in Spain worked perfectly. But gangs still found other ways to carjack vehicles …
#88
Ha ha.
Marines work to diffuse car bomb in Mosul, Iraq, 6/25/08
Boys will be boys, and hybrids will never be popular.
“Er, a, I want that car, uh, destroyed!! And uh, dump the body. Save the Chivas.”
-Sen. Edward Kennedy (D-Irtbag)
With rising stocks GM uses a new tactic to generate demand for new cars
Desperate for new ideas, US auto executives let workers use the “thousand monkeys typing” design approach.
This must be why they call that car a beater.
The car was found guilty of going through the drive-thru at Chucky-Cheeze and sentence was carried out by the drive-thru police.
MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) strikes another blow against drunk drivers by smashing the culprit car.
“Uh oh, better get MAACO!”
LAPD cites driver for tail light infraction.
Thunder Road.