It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
SAMIR
Oh no! Not again! Why does it say door ajar when there is no door ajar?!! I, I swear to God, one of these days, I, I, I just kick this piece of shit out the window!!!
LATER
[Scene A field. They drop the car. Samir stomps on it four times and Michael, eight times. Peter hands Samir a sledgehammer. He hits the car twice and Michael takes over. He starts to punch it. Samir and Peter pull him away, but he runs back to destroy the evil car.]
Last known photo of the Freshman class of “Bob’s Car Bomb Disposal and Tanning Salon” number 420.
We must break you.
“Kill the VW Wabbit! I will do it with my swedgehammer and magic hewmet!! Yo ho ho OH! Yo ho ho OH!”
WE…(BAM)…WANT…(BAM)…FRED…(BAM)…THOMPSON…(BAM BAM BAM!!!!)
I thought I discarded that dingy blue snowsuit with the hole in the crotch?
made you look!
ha ha
G.M. Designers Are Working To Optimize A Slip Stream Body.
Polish S.W.A.T. Team Called In.
(bumper sticker)
I BREAK FOR LIBERALS
This is why one shouldn’t drive an imported car to a meeting of the United Auto Workers.
Driver: “Thankfully, I just saved a bundle of money on car insurance by switching to GEICO.”
“Dear Diary: Today in Obama for Change Camp we showed a Global Warming Denier the repercussions of bad vehicle choices. Tomorrow we learn how to effectively scream “Racist!” at anyone who disagrees with Obama’s policies. I can hardly wait!”
“Gallagher and Friends” begin their 2008 European Tour – “Sledge-O-Matic Goes Green!”
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms – Oh damn! I mean blue uniforms…
Cardinal Fang! Now fetch…THE COMFY CHAIR!
Potential future disavowed “Friends Of Obama” make a preemptive strike.
This is why you don’t drive through Berkeley with a Semper Fi bumper sticker.
In The Gods Must Be Crazy — Prequel, Space Aliens drop an electric car that can run 100s of miles for only pennies a day into The Motor City, circa 1952.
The Press reviews the Bush [make] President [model] after seven years since model’s innaugural introdution in 2000. Critics of the model complain about the new tone of the car and of the fact that it uses blood for oil.
UAW members greet the first Toyota to enter the parking lot of the first new american auto plant in 50 years. Plant now closed.
Detroit Mayor Kwame M. Kilpatrick regretted inviting the stars of the cable TV show Smash Lab to his city.
Local 3rd grade class attends training in anger management.
Hizbollah operatives create an Israeli air-strike on an ambulance
Jamaican bobsled team working on their sled
Ferris Bueller takes another day off.
time for another test, can the old chevey nonultra handle it?
( this time dont use the test dummies)
who will do the most damage on this weeks round of smash it down.
“How I Play Golf”, a book by Tom Blogical.
So, uh, it’s Thursday night. First time in months I come up with a winner, and you guys take a freakin holiday.
Sheesh.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.