Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week at the Weekend Caption Contest™ things got down and dirty as everyone strained to squeeze out a winner. You humble judge strained to post the winners that I had selected Sunday night. The whole Carlin thing kind of bummed me out and I just saved the winners list to a text file; intending to post it Monday morning. Of course that seemed like a good idea at the time, but it rarely ever works out… Anyway, the assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

In this Wednesday, June 18, 2008 hand out photo, nurses are seen, posing near a monument to enemas at Mashuk Akva-Term Sanatorium in the town of Zheleznovodsk, Russian Caucasus Mountains region. Alexander Kharchenko, director of the Russian spa says the world's first monument to enema treatments has been unveiled at the spa in the southern city of Zheleznovodsk. The bronze syringe bulb, weighs 800 pounds and is held by three angels. (AP Photo/Mashuk Akva-Term Sanatorium, HO)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Stephen Macklin) – “Congressional Democrats unveiled their new stimulus package today.

2) (Eric F) – “Enema of the state.

3) (Tom Blogical) – “The ‘Haditha’ Marines have a special gift for Jack Murtha.

4) (Baron Von Ottomatic) – “CATO unveils their newly minted ‘We can’t drill our way to lower gasoline prices’ monument.

5) (OregonMuse) – “It was announced today that a treatment had finally been developed for Britney Spears’ monster yeast infection.

6) (jbwbubba) – “Another lovely piece of art brought to you by the National Endowment of the Arts.

The Readers Choice Award this week went to someone, I just don’t remember who. If you’d have asked me Sunday I’d have known. In it’s place I offer one more excellent caption…

()Son Of The Godfather – ““We dedicate this sculpture to America’s ’08 election…it’s called Taking It Up The *ss”

That’s all for last weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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