The Knuckleheads of the Day award

Today’s winners are Wislet Baptist and Marissa Kaulsky. They get the award for the following.

PALM BEACH GARDENS — A couple used a stolen 2006 Ford 250 as a battering ram to break into a pharmacy and steal a stash of narcotics, police said.

Wislet Baptist, 18, of Delray Beach, and Marissa Kaulsky, of Boynton Beach, were charged with grand theft and burglary. His bail was set at 35,000 this morning. He told Judge Paul Moyle that he is a student and doesn’t have a job. The judge also ordered him to undergo a substance abuse evaluation.

According to police the truck was stolen from Lantana on Tuesday morning.

On Wednesday, it was banged up in front of Gardens Drugs, used to push in the store’s front door and windows, police said. Surveillance video showed a man and woman go into the store and pry open a cabinet containing prescription drugs then run off. Police tracked down their identity after she left a cell phone in the truck.

Wislet Baptist and Marissa Kaulsky will never be mistaken for Bonnie and Clyde(Never heard of Bonnie leaving her cellphone at the bank, did you?) but they are today’s Knuckleheads of the Day.

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