"Jay, There's Someone From Human Resources On Line Two For You…"

The other day, I was chatting with a female colleague. I was complaining that I hadn’t done a very good job of shaving that morning.

“It doesn’t look bad.”

“Yeah, but it feels rough as hell.” I took her hand and scraped it along my jawline.

“Ouch. That is nasty.”

“Yup, Would’ve gotten me kicked out of one ex-girlfriend’s bed.”

“I can see how that would bother her face.”

“It wasn’t her face she was worried about.”

It took a second or two, but this lovely shade of pink creeped across her face…

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