Put down the bong, and vote for Obama!

Of course, the best way to do that will be to set up a trail of Doritos for them to follow, and then the potheads will be sure to come out in droves. Dude, you don’t get between a pothead and his munchies, man.

Of course, as someone who’s never smoked pot, I can’t really say that I know too much about it. It does make sense that druggies would support the Obamamessiah, though, given his history with drugs and all. Just saying.

I wonder, will the Obamamessiah condemn this video?

Does anyone else besides me find it a little bit creepy the way that Obamamessiah supporters all sway, chant, and sing in unison on cue? It just reminds me of a cult or something. The cult leader gives the brainwashed masses the cue, and they all start swaying and chanting. It brings to mind the scene in “The Mummy” where all the Egyptians have boils, and they’re walking around Cairo staring blankly and mindlessly chanting, “IMHOTEP. IMHOTEP. IMHOTEP.” Substitute Imhotep for Obama, and, well, you’ve got an Obama rally. Minus the boils.

Hat tip: Hot Air

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