McCain: If I'm running for Bush's third term, then Obama is running for Jimmy Carter's second.

Have I said before how much I can’t wait to see McCain and Obama debate each other before a live, national audience? A Townhall setting would be best. Of course, Obama rejects those, because as Van Helsing points out,

The Obamessiah without his teleprompter is like Popeye without his spinach.

That was in response to the sheer geniusity that was this video:

Then McCain gets interviewed and gives us this golden little line:

Senator Obama says that I’m running for Bush’s third term. It seems to me he’s running for Jimmy Carter’s second.

McCain seems ridiculously sharper and more quick-witted at 71 than Obama is at 47.

God, I can’t wait for these two to debate face-to-face!!

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