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How like Hollywood to feed us even more crap…
I will have thighs with that.
I hadn’t realized those Housewives were quite that Desperate.
If there were any justice in the world, this would be Nancy Pelosi’s job.
supersize ’em
She’s too hot…she’s melting the Frostys!
I’ll take two milkshakes, and supersize them.
Objects in mirror may appear larger than they are…
Cervix with a smile.
Ron Paul campaign manager snagged a job. ww
I got your beef right here Eva.
They say it’s even better than fast food…
Nice Jugs
You want some great big milky goodness?
I do, Eva, move the cups…
I’ll take a B-Cup to go.
Under the new McCain administration, this is how Hollywood is forced to pay off their carbon taxes.
Where’s the queef
You should have seen what happened to the Burger King down the street when they invited Tyra Banks to work the [email protected]#$!
Ronald is fairly benign and The King is somewhat annoying, but this one is downright scary
I thought Wendy had red hair?
Why yes, that is a supersize in my pants AND I am happy to see you.
White people were stunned at how large the reparations payments required by the Obama administration were.
Wendy’s is “Hot and Fresh”.
And they have good food.
Excuse me, there’s been a mistake. I ordered Salma Hayek.
Talk about a milkshake bringin’ the boys to the yard…
Only then did the public realize the scale of Tony Parker’s eBay addiction.
Unlike the time Pam Anderson stopped by, patrons can be reasonably sure they won’t get hepatitis after Eva spits in their food.
“Here’s the rest of Mr. Clinton’s order. Where do you want the ten bags of fries?”
Pout the first one in the drain, and let it sit for an hour; rinse with hot water. If the drain is still clogged, repeat the procedure with the second container.
She gives me a Biggie.
They had to fire Barack last week. He kept giving out too much change…
They had to fire Hillary the week before. She was keeping the change. Plus too many people lost their appetite.
Where else can you get two giant slurpees from Eva Longoria?
“I drink…HER milkshake!”
In Soviet Russia Wendy eats you
If the Lakers had lost the series to the Spurs, you’d instead hear Jack Nicholson rasp “Want some g*dd*m fries widdat?” and then throw a Frosty at you.
Muchas Gracias.
Two Girls, Two Cups: Electric Boogaloo
And you thought “The Stepford Wives” was a fantasy movie.
Are you? No, you couldn’t be. Wait, YES! You’re that girl from Eight is Enough!
“That’s not my order, you idiot!”
“Two drinks and you expect me to sleep with you!?”
“Ugh. My agent is soooooo fired.”
“Oh, and uh, Eva…don’t let my fries get cold. Mmmmm-kay sweetie?””
DVD sales of “Over Her Dead Body” wasn’t enough to pay the bills.
Not to be outdone by Morgan Spurlock’s new show “30 Days”, Eva Longoria begins filming her own version called “One Day”.
In the new democrat majority country citizens will be matched to jobs according to their intelligence.
I came for something cold and Frosty, and now I’m getting a hankering for something hot and juicy!
Obama inspires typical white people to do jobs they just wouldn’t do….
“I told you I was a desperate housewife!”