It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
The alarm inevitably goes off, spoiling everything.
Somebody found Patti Solis Doyle.
Doing the jobs American’s don’t want to do.
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they’re like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge
Oh, by the way…they’re cold and they’re spectacular!
Man this job sucks, I’m glad I slept with that casting agent.
Afterward, Elisabeth Edwards declared that she wouldn’t allow John go to Wendy’s anymore.
Due to the crashing Bush economy and the recent dismissal of the San Antonio Spurs from the NBA playoffs, Eva Longoria is forced to do the work American’s won’t do.
No,no. When I asked if I could “get some fries with that shake” I meant… oh neverind.
Unfortunately for Eva Longoria, Hollywood Squares didn’t have an opening, but Wendy’s did.
Eva Longoria working at Wendy’s? Didn’t Taco Bell have an opening?
In an effort to beef up sales, Wendy’s adds breasts and thighs to its menu.
In order to attract Hispanic customers, Wendy’s adds something hot and spicy to its menu.
Forget Taco Bell. Yo quiero Eva Longoria.
When informed that “Fathers Day” does not necessarily equate to males only, the gals at NOW super sized their order from the Sperm Bank!
Hillary is shown how that she can better serve the people of the US rather than being President.
In a season ending cliff-hanger, Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria forgets to offer fries with those shakes.
You’ve come a long way, baby.
In an interesting study, researchers concluded that stupid people are much more likely to enjoy bland, unhealthy food when it’s handed to them by an attractive woman. However, 8 out of 10 male respondents downgraded their opinion of the food significantly when informed that this attractive woman is married to a Frenchman who earns an eight figure salary playing basketball.
My French basketball playing husband added a little something extra to your “Freedom Fries”. Enjoy your meal.
Pull My zipper!
Whaddaya mean you don’t sell waffles? That is such a disappointment. We’ll have to change that.
Obama’s Foreign Policy advisor returns to her day job after Obama’s defeat in November.
Who ever said “You can’t go home again?” Working at Wendy’s is just like riding a bike, once you get the hang of it, you never forget!
Free Blood Sugar Meter With Your Order> A Sweet Deal.
Federline awoke from his dream and realized that, no, Eva was not the drive-in girl. He went back to making fries.
The new Express lane at “Plastic Surgeons R US” opens in LA. “Here’s your DD cups,
the Doctor will see you at the next window”
Hey, young man, isn’t this like the 30th time you been through here today?
All your shakes are belong to us.
Yeah, since the Spurs were knocked out of the playoffs, Tony didn’t get that bonus. He’s in the back making fries, hang on….
Bend over any further and I will be a Longoria, too!
I’m sorry, you misunderstood, that’s not the shake I had in mind.
Let’s skip the middleman, why don’t you just adopt ME?
Let’s get together and make lunch, you’ve got 2 all beef patties and I’ve got the special sauce.
Careful, these are two “special” ice teas for Hillary. Better hurry Y’all!
And im keeping my SUVs engine running and im going to be part of that planned planet belch to prove this global warming is a lot of poppycock bull kaka
“Uh… no fries… but can I have a Slurpee widdat?… If ya know what I mean.”
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.