No, this is not a joke.
Australia’s Australia Broadcasting Corporation (which is taxpayer funded) released the Greenhouse Calculator for kids. The very first thing you see upon entering the site is a sign saying:
Prof. Schpinkee’s Greenhouse Calculator
Tacked to the sign is a note that says:
Find out when you should die!
Kids are then asked:
How big a greenhouse pig are you?
Click the question numbers across the top and select your answer for each one (the Australian average answer is indicated).
With each answer, see how your CO2 production compares to the Average Aussie greenhouse pig, and to an environmentally sustainable “green” pig.
When you’re done, click on [skull and crossbones] to find out what age you should die at so you don’t use more than your fair share of Earth’s resources!
The test asks you questions about how often you drive a car, how fuel efficient your car is, how much energy you use in your home, how big your home is, how often you eat meat, etc. If you spent over $100,000 your pig grows to be gigantic and grotesquely disgusting, unsurprisingly.
I did the test. Right before it calculates your you-should-have-died-for-Gaia age, your pig explodes. Blood and pig guts fly all over the place, and then it gives you your you-should-have-died-for-Gaia age. Apparently, I was supposed to die at 7.5 years old.
The site accomplishes two tasks at once: instilling antihuman environmentalist propaganda, while at the same time establishing that authorities are in a position to determine how long you should live.
Which means it’s the perfect liberal tool! I love the “fair share” meme too. We all have a pre-determined amount of resources we’re allowed to use, and government authorities are the perfect people to let us know what that amount is.
Pretty sickening stuff, huh? I wonder how long it’ll be before the Goracle, the UN, PETA, and all the other enviro-weenies are demanding that we have similar death calculators for kids here in the U.S., and for the kiddies in Europe.
Anyone still want to deny that global warming is an evil cult?
Hat Tip: Moonbattery