Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ went surprisingly well. The photo is courtesy of Jay Tea, who swore up and down that the picture he was getting on the way home from work would be just perfect for a caption contest. Turns out he was right… The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Good news: Burger King is hiring.  Bad news: Hey, what happened to the Burger King?

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Brian Wohlgemuth) – “The fringe militia of the Chick-Fil-A cow army scores their first decisive victory.

2) (Rodney Dill) – “Don’t raze me bro’

3) (matthew) – “I noe can haz cheezeburgah?

4) (infidel) – “Undersize me.

5) (radio free fred) – “Burger King > For The People That Dig Fast Food.

6) (retired military) – “Hillary Clinton meeting voters at a Burger King told them that ‘God would send me a sign if he wants me to get out of the race.’

The Readers Choice Award this week went to Brian’s winning entry. In its place I honor the guido’s rework of the infamous Ding, Fries Are Done holiday greeting:

(guido) – “Ding! Dirt is done
Ding! Dirt is done
I gotta run, I gotta run
I work at Burger King, make flame broiled mudpies
I wear paper hats
Would you like a pick and spade with that?
Would you like a pick and spade with that?

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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