It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Fast food, if the government ran it.
Burger King- Home of the Haitian mud cookie.
Giant mutant gophers are taking out fast food franchises all over town.
Congress closed down Burger King because they were using too much “oil”…
Undersize me.
I was a pretty nasty divorce and Burger Queen seems to have gotten the house.
Doh! That was supposed to be:
It was a pretty nasty divorce and Burger Queen seems to have gotten the house.
Do you want dirt with that?
Bill Clinton’s final resting place. It was the only place where he was truly happy.
Ding! Dirt is done
Ding! Dirt is done
I gotta run, I gotta run
I work at Burger King, make flame broiled mudpies
I wear paper hats
Would you like a pick and spade with that?
Would you like a pick and spade with that?
It’s a metaphor for Hillary’s campaign, isn’t it?
“Now hiring managers”.
I don’t know what it is, but the whopper tastes better here.
Maybe it’s the minerals.
The new earth friendly Burger King isn’t doing as well.
Hold the compost, hold the insects
Special orders don’t upset us
All we ask is that you let us serve serve dirt your way.
And, beginning in our 58th state, government will eliminate fast food, for the common good. No word yet if Arugula Nation will bid on the property.
Just moments before this photo was taken, the Buger King CEO was overheard saying, “and you thought building on an ancient burial ground was wrong. We saved a fortune by just moving the headstones and AARRRRRGGHHHHHH….!!!! “
The fringe militia of the Chick-Fil-A cow army scores their first decisive victory.
The Obama America:
Ever since liberals held majorities in each branch of government, they had made huge efforts to build international relationships by demanding we live as many in the other parts of the world.
Mexico is now building a fence to keep illegal’s from crossing from the north seeking better living conditions.
Burger King was one of the first casualties when Obama put PETA in charge of the Food and Drug Administration.
And in other news, new Burger King chairman Barack Obama completed unconditional negotiations with rival McDonalds today……
At open mic night, the Burger King felt it deeply when he sang:
“In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt”
Obama policy headquarters: home of the whopper!
We’ve got some Mexicans coming in to build your new Burger King.We should be serving sometime this afternoon.
Amish Burger King.
“The King was gone….but not forgotten”
Every time I eat a whopper I get the runs. ww
“The ’50s are back! Coming soon, the bomb-shelter edition of Burger King! Courtesy the country of Iran and its leader Ahmed ImAdinnerjacket……Featuring nuke broiled burgers. And every kids meal comes with a Twelfth/Hidden Imam action figure.”
Managers Heaven or Hell, just depends on how you look at it.
President Obama’s presidential order calling for an immeadiate removal of fast food establishments was a defining moment in young Johnny’s eyes as he knew someday, somewhere he would exact his revenge for the loss of his happymeal.
Hmmm… Looks like the work of Ronald’s Insane Clown Posse
Hold the pickles,
Hold the lettuce;
Implode the building,
It won’t upset us.
One look at the Islamabad Burger King and you just knew that somewhere, somehow an American had mistreated a Koran.
Everyone agreed the ‘Michelle Obama’ store design was a flop, but her husband would not allow anyone to say so in public.
911: “What kinda building parts are missing?”
BK Manager: “Parts is parts.”
“Don’t raze me bro'”
If you build it, they will come.
The trap was set and baited, now the C.H.U.D.s only needed to wait.
…if Heath Ledger had been Ronald McDonald…
*BEEP* “French Fries are done…”
Geez Zoidberg, I can’t believe you grew up here. Decapod 10 is a total dump.
I liked that Burger King. Couldn’t Bill told her it was over somewhere else?
Billy Mays discovers to his chagrin, that OxiClean dissolves more than just dirt!
Burger King’s “mole friendly” franchise store was considered innovative in it’s concept and design, but due to a poorly executed advertising campaign no moles ever applied for manager positions and the store didn’t succeed.
BK buries its resturants in dirt to promote its new crossover fighting game “King vs. Dig Dug”
Oops! Blew that one! ‘Supposed to send the jobs to India, not the building.
Modernization eventually stole The Shire’s rustic charm.
Well, yes, technically that counts as change.
Hobbits is practically chicken.
DRUDGEBREAKING: ABC’s The Mole reality TV show got off to a rocky start as one contestant, a former BK employee, was traced back to this store. Developing…
After the mandated removal of trans-fats, preservatives and high fructose corn syrups, Burger King was reduced to a compost heap.