It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Burger King, PETA style.
See what happens whey you ban corporations from hiring Illegal Aliens.
The healthiest Burger King in America.
Michael Moore’s last wishes were honored today at a burger-laying ceremony in Flint.
Burger King> For The People That Dig Fast Food.
Pull my whopper.
President Obama began his nation wide program to comply with the United Nations rulings on what Americans should and should not be allowed to eat.
All that was ever recovered of The King was his crown with a postit stating — ‘EET MOR CHIKKIN’
Hillary responds to questions about a picture of her projected idea toward better health care with a “Prevention” plan:
“Oh, but it is there. You’re just not thinking fourth-dimensionally.”
Indiana Jones And The Pile Of Dirt.
The new eco-friendly Burger King had a promising future until the rains came and the building materials dissolved.
Following the economic strategy of senate democrats Exxon-Mobil joins Burger King to drill for Whoppers
A Good Vice Presidential Candidate Is Always The Last Place You Look
Do you want raunchy fries with that dirtburger?
The Ground Breaking Of The Hillary Clinton Presidential Library
Wow! I thought only White Castle had sliders!
The King used a ‘subprime loan’ and defaulted.
The building was removed after a lawsuit conducted in the 9th circuit found the steam from the fryer contributed to global warming and endangered the polar bears.
This Is Where They Buried The T.V. Series “Chuck”
Upon hearing that the World STILL felt that we were over-eating, President Obama ordered all Burger King restaurants razed.
This Is The Corner Of “Going No Where” And “Done That.”
What Nixon Should Have Done With The Tapes.
A Political Campaign Starter Kit ( Just Add Water )
Burger King of the Hill
Michael Moore always said that whoppers made him flatulent -and then…
With all the money I spent on this franchise, you’d think it would come with a building!
Plans for a British Burger King franchise “in the underground” seems to have lost something in the translation!
Burger King’s flame broiled product became the lastest casualty in AlGores Global Warming Scam as the carbon credit agency defaulted and left town with the money leaving BK holding the burlap bag and nothing but a huge hole.
In an effort to connect with “common-folk” the Hillary campaign bus stops at Burger King to order a round of Whoppers.
Quicker than the teen at the drive-in widow can say, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky,” she hands the bus driver transcripts of every Hillary speech given in the last 2 years.
(Reuters later reports the teen was slipped a piece of paper containing an address and phone # to a Harlem, NY residence.)
“… and in economic news today, Burger Kings new franchising campaign titled: ‘Have It Your Way!’, seems to be a bust…”
Do NOT fuck up the order of He Who Walks Behind The Rows!
Future employer of Hillary Clinton’s campaign managers
Dick Cheney told them to hold the pickles and he got pickles. He gave them his definition of “shock and awe”.
I noe can haz cheezeburgah?
They’re here!
Samwise Gamgee bought the Bag End BK franchise; it took another week for the roof to grow in.
Burger King and the Air Force are experimentally placing missile defense silos in residential areas…
Ronald McDonald has it his way.
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg unvailed harsh new penalties for restaurants violating the city’s ban on trans-fat.
ALL YOUR FAST FOOD ARE BELONG TO US!
Good news: Burger King is hiring.
Bad news: Hey, what happened to the Burger King?
Hillary Clinton meeting voters at a Burger King told them that “God would send me a sign if he wants me to get out of the race.”
“That is a Whopper with Fries and a large coke. Would you like some oars with that?”
In France, The first Burger King was a fortified Bunker.
“Pile it up at Burger King”
Self-deportation of illegals has demolished the fast-food industry. Wait till it reaches your neighborhood.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.