It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Hey man! White men can jump!
Floats like a butterfly and stings like…a butterfly.
‘He plays like a typical cracker…’
Nevermind the air-balls, Chris Matthews couldn’t stop raving about Obama’s grace, elegance, and dignity on the court.
I got skills…
Jump Poll
Obama’s wicked skills were instrumental in leading the Globetrotters to their second ever defeat at the hands of the Washington Generals.
Airbama
‘Who gave him the damned ball again?! I’m not going back up to the mezzanine to get it again this time!’
Double drivel
Errbama
Okay everyone, it’s Make-A-Wish foundation rules – act like your trying really hard, let him get off some easy shots, then lift him up so he can dunk.
If he looks uncomfortable it’s because each pair of his Air Jeremiah high-tops comes with two lefts.
Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Poll
sporting his new line of “Air Obamas” the Presidential candidate takes to the court….
I am not a bigot. What I meant to say was Barack could be taken for a Tar Heel.
Obama later recounted the time his grandmother didn’t want to return to the court after being sharply elbowed by an aggressive rebounder – who just so happened to be black.
Obama really wanted to play at Cameron Hall but decided there was too much Nifong baggage on the campus.
Obama’s path to glory was cut off by a Rich White Guy.
Caption contest after the jump…………..
Denied
The Left Handed Jump Shot Only Works In The Blue States.
Nothin’ but nyet
“Obama Supporters Were Disappointed When They Found Out That Micheal Jordan Was Not A Super Delegate.”
Obama was denied by the typical white, religious embrassing, gun toting, immigrant hating, basketball player. ww
Don’t taze me bro!
New this summer on the CW, “The Wright Shadow.”
With her makeup and wig off, Hillary rises to the occasion. She just wishes she’d remembered to shave…
Obama finds a way to make his bowling score look relatively good
Phi Slamma Obama!
*Typical* white men can’t jump.
If you block it, you’re a racist.
From the sidelines: Michelle Obama is proud for the first time in her marriage that Barry can play hoops. She wondered for a fleeting moment, if the team was allowing Barry leeway, because he was running for president, but quickly dismissed it.
Wright Men Can’t Jump.
Taking notes from John Kerry’s football toss mishap on the runway, Barack vows to only be true to who is he.
(a typical white man that can jump)
Obama thought bubble “Wow I need a cigarette after that shot!”
After disowning Rev. Wright and therefore, the entire black community, Obama realizes his mad basketball skills no longer exist.
Obama falls ten points in the polls after “out-jumped by a white man” photo surfaces.
Shocking photo reveals Barack Obama still suffers under white man’s oppression.
Obama was trying to reach his goal only to be stopped by a typical white person.
“Damn if those white genes don’t stunt my jump.”
Obama exhibits his fade away move.
Q. What do Air America and Obama’s Air Jordans have in common.
A. Multiple aborted take-offs.
Keep that weak shit out of the paint, Stiff!
Damn-we’ve got to replace the rims again!
Wright-men can’t jump!
After walking on water, Obama demonstrates how he floats in mid-air.
Your in luck-guarding you is Tyler Hans-bro.’ I can’t believe that human “charge-actor” has not flopped on the floor and claimed a foul. the only thing more fraudulent than BH Obama is the myth of the invincibility of “Tar Hole Nation.” As Sam Cassell, put it, “it’s a wine an cheese crowd,” When they lose, it’s time to head to head for the exits and whine. My greatest joy is listening to the whine-fest that is the Tar-Heel post game radio show after a loss-priceless! They lost a football game to UVA on a last second field goal about 10 years ago and the radio crew had the unmitigated gall to claim that the ball had passed under the goal post, then was blown back by a rogue zephyr wind which transported the ball back in front and then over the crossbar-they talked about that for two weeks! Listen-I went to Wake Forest and I’ve heard their whining and BS for 25 years-I grew up a Tar Heel fan but when I went to law school, I made a 180-everyone of them in my class acted like UNC was the equivalent of Harvard-it’s a great school, but I ain’t buying that! They are passionate about their school and rightly so, but I recognize BS when I hear it-I try my best to hate Duke worse every year, but I simply can’t, as despicable as they are. Go Deacs!
Another typical white person who is bitter, prevents Obama from reaching the goal.
“Jazz Hands, people! Jazz Hands!”